Here’s a quick tip for you on this bright and beautiful Saturday: Don’t waste your time on “The Dictator.” I went this morning to see it, and you should maybe wait until it’s on DVD or HBO or something. It wasn’t all that funny, to be honest. It had its moments, but I don’t recall Read More
I’m just kidding. Hatebreed will do no such thing, folks. Instead, Hatebreed will continue doing what only they can: Be Hatebreed. The band has been writing material in recent weeks for their next studio set. Now comes word that Hatebreed are nearly finished with the pre-studio preparations that go into such a massive undertaking.
That’s right, sucka emcees. At the end of this post, you can watch a new video from the one, the only, Shadows Fall. The video is for the track “The Unknown,” and was filmed on March 21 at an abandoned building in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. The clip was helmed by director Kevin J. Custer, who has Read More
I admit I’m a little late with this, but who gives a fuck? This cruise is going to be the shit, and may provide the perfect opportunity to face that sea-sickness issue you have head-on. The first annual Mayhem Festival Cruise is taking over the Carnival Imagination, and will make its maiden voyage Friday, December Read More
So, what’s this I hear about you digging brocore? Is it true? That’s a shame. Brocore fans always sweat on me at shows. Shit sucks; keep your distance, brocore dudes. Get a load of this press release: “California’s most passionate and articulate exponents of hardcore, The Ghost Inside, will release their exceptional third album, Get Read More
This was fucking sad ass news to awake to this morning. And how did I find out? Fucking Facebook. Brian Slagel’s status alerted me to the fact that Armand Crump, Slayer guitarist Kerry King’s guitar tech, is dead. Crump died on Saturday. The cause of his death is not yet known. “This is terrible, Armand Read More
That’s right, you proper cowboys. It’s March 29…a day of zero significance to me, but perhaps a day that means something to you. I am just excited the spring is here, and that the summer is right around the corner. Fuck, I love summer. So, the folks behind the All Stars Tour — featuring Suicide Read More
And that’s not a good thing. Yes, my fine fucks. Unearth and that atrocious band Dance Gavin Dance have been added to the All Stars Tour. I like to call it the Balls Stars Tour. Because it sucks balls. The tour has also just added Make Me Famous. Gee…how lame? Unearth and Dance Gavin Dance Read More
Good for them. Attila and Winds of Plague have both been added to the 2012 “All Stars Tour,“ which actually outdoes Mayhem with its level of sucktitude. The confirmed lineup for the tour now includes Suicide Silence, I See Stars, Winds Of Plague, Stick To Your Guns, The Word Alive, Attila, Betraying The Martyrs and Obey The Read More
That’s right, you breast-kicking degenerate. Today, by the way, is National Breastkicking Day. I know, I know — it’s missing from both free calendars hanging up in my house: the one from the bank and the one from my Chinese restaurant. Today, and only today, it is legal in America to kick the breasts of Read More