Dave Davidson’s Altars Of Fatness: Travail In Minneapolis

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Hello fellow gormandizers! I’ve returned to deliver another helping of everyone’s favorite, least updated food blog! It’s been forever since I’ve done an entry for this thing so I wanted to review a really special restaurant, Minneapolis’ Travail. I had the pleasure of eating at Travail recently and it was quite the dining experience. They […]

Readers’ Bands: Valhalla Rising Are Rough And Raw

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This week, I decided to take some time out of my day to devote to Valhalla Rising, a London, Ontario-based four-piece that deals in straight fucking metal that’s raw and unrefined. This band could benefit from a producer, as you’ll see from the tune (a pre-production number) that follows at the end of this post. […]

Geoff Tate: Still Talkin’ Shit

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I keep wondering when Geoff Tate’s going to stop talking shit about Queensrÿche and stop bragging about his legal settlement. Kind of reminds me of those dudes in high school who talked shit on dudes who were virgins and bragged constantly about crushing tang. Deep down, you knew they were fucking bullshitters who’d seen vagina […]

Here’s Exmortus Riffing The National Anthem

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I have heard many other countries’ “theme songs,” as it were. Many are quite beautiful. Most, though, are unlistenable dreck. But none has ever come close to giving me goosebumps, which hearing the U.S. national anthem sometimes does. I didn’t get ‘em listening to Exmortus’ version of the “Star-Spangled Banner;” I was too busy banging […]

Åkerfeldt Says Opeth Is Still Metal

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Despite their most recent albums sounding nothing like the extreme metal stylings their fans had fallen in love with them for, Opeth’s Mikael Åkerfeldt insists in a new interview with this site that the band’s still part of “the metal world.” Says Mikey: “I don’t know anything else than the metal world, because that’s where […]

Bloodiest Guitarist Arrested After Fatal Crash

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It sucks this week to be Sean Riley, the 33-year-old guitarist for Chicago metal band Bloodiest. Dude was collared earlier this week for allegedly striking and killing a pedestrian while driving intoxicated, according to Lambgoat. Bloodiest signed with Relapse Records in 2010 and released their debut with the label a year later. Riley was arrested […]

Satyricon Out Of Housecore Horror Fest; Napalm Death, Origin In

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Satyricon have been forced, regretably, to drop off of the bills for both the Knotfest and the Housecore Horror Film Festival in Austin. A statement reads: “The reasons for not being able to perform at these two festivals are both pragmatic ones and entirely different from each other. Satyricon will now shift its attention towards […]

Guest Column: Five Albums That Will Change You By Bloodsoaked’s Peter Hasselbrack

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A long time ago, we asked a bunch of bands to submit columns on the following topic: Five Albums That Will Change Your Life. Today, we bring you an entry provided by Bloodsoaked’s Peter Hasselbrack. Obituary’s Slowly We Rot John Tardy… What else can I say? His vocals are insane and while the production of […]

Behemoth Are No Pussies; Play Tel Aviv

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Proving their not afraid of a long-standing conflict over territory, Behemoth played in Israel last night. Last month, they called out performers who had cancelled shows their “fucking pussies.” Last night, the band played a show at Reading 3 in Tel Aviv, Israel. Fan-filmed footage follows. Says Behemoth: “Tel Aviv. It was beyond epic! Thank […]

When Little Girls Go Metal: A Dissertation On Babymetal

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Who here is a mite concerned that people are trying to change the definitions of words? Certain words are meant to have narrow meanings, but through overuse and lazy application, language loses its value and people with ulterior motives can use the vastly broad terms to do some scary stuff. I won’t bore you with […]