Fuck, I hope not. I know a lot of you folks may like Atreyu, but I considered them to be one of the worst bands around when they were active. Then they went on hiatus, and a smile came to my sad, clown face. But that smile was turned upside down today, when I realized Read More
Firewind are from Greece. I like gyros. Therefore, I wish I were also from Greece, sometimes. I hear the country’s beautiful, and that the girls there are also smokin’ hot and like the third input. Nice! Firewind will celebrate their 10th anniversary by releasing a live album on June 24 through Century Media Records. The Read More
Good. They’re fucking awful anyway. Every time I listen to them, I can feel my rectum widening, almost as if I am getting ready to accept peen. It’s so bad. In a new interview, Gus G. says that the band’s new singer might not be a permanent member of Firewind, seeing as there may not Read More
Good. That band fucking bit the big one. They put out two records, and they were both huge piles of goth punk poop. But people gave Murderdolls a chance because Slipknot’s Joey Jordison was a member. Well, the band’s other member of note, Wednesday 13, says Murderdolls’ 2010 LP Women And Children Last was their Read More
Good. This band blows hobos. I’m glad they’re taking a long overdue break. In a statement, Trapped Under Ice — the most mediocre of mediocre hardcore bands — says the hiatus starts in August, after they play a ton of farewell gigs. “We are NOT breaking up. This is by no means the end of Read More
And you fucks better not be expecting a rock record from him! Former The Mars Volta vocalist Cedric Bixler Zavala has been on Twitter again, this time talking up his impending solo album. Recording sessions have already begun for the studio set, with producing going down this weekend at Seahorse Sound studio in Los Angeles. Read More
Nope. The Mars Volta are not a metal band. They’re straight-up spacey prog and they kick ass. Well, they used to kick ass. I don’t see how they can continue kicking ass now that vocalist Cedric Bixler-Zavala has left the group, and the band’s basically thrown in the fucking towel. He revealed the news via Read More
This is fucking weak sauce, man. The shit ones never stay down, do they? Disturbed is one of those bands that should quit while it’s ahead. But no. David Draiman and his merry band of false metal minstrels will return one day. “The beast certainly is not dead — it’s just sleeping for a little Read More
NO!!!!!!!!! Dude. Does anyone care about this band, even remotely? I’m serious. I want to know. I only write about the band when I see them make news because I like to refer to Sammy Hagar as the Red Rocker. That’s who he is. Sammy says in a new holiday message to fans that Chickenfoot Read More
Mutiny Within will issue a new album on January 12, 2013. That’s about all the news you’ll get in this post. Mutiny Within’s unnecessary sophomore LP is named after The Police’s biggest album. Synchronicity. Why not just name your record Houses of the Holy? If you’re going to jack an album title, just go for Read More