Modern Day Escape Go On Hiatus

No one told Sandra

This is fantastic news, and kind of hilarious news, actually. Modern Day Escape, that awful band from Orlando your little sister’s into, has gone on an indefinite hiatus. That’s the good news. The even funnier news? They never told their drummer. “All good things must come to a PAUSE,” says the band, referencing themselves as […]

Ex Deo Done

Ex Deo

Maurizio Iacono of Kataklysm has announced his side project Ex Deo is dead. “Today I decided that Ex Deo and its legions will rest their arms,” he writes online. “We will take an indefinite leave of absence. There’s a good possibility that Romulus & Caligvla be the only sonic assaults that will ever see the […]

Jane’s Addiction Book Shocking Las Vegas Gigs

Nothing's Shocking

Before they go away again for a spell, Jane’s Addiction will play three shows in Las Vegas. I wish I could see one of them, as the band plans to perform one of my all-time favorite records from first note to last during that trio of shows: Nothing’s Shocking. I have seen Jane’s a couple […]

Jane’s Addiction On Hiatus

Jane's Addiction

Dude, what’s this make, the 50th fucking time? Jane’s Addiction are inactive for now, while frontman Perry Farrell busies himself with a musical. Perry’s working on an electronic dance music stage musical called “Kind Heaven” that I can not wait to not see. Farrell tells Rolling Stone the show deals with the sex and drug […]

Mötley Crüe To Throw In The Towel?

Motley Crue

It’s about time, right? Mötley Crüe have announced that on January 28, they will host a special event in Los Angeles called “RIP: All Bad Things Must Come To An End.” It’s at that time the band is expected to announce the first details of its farewell tour, which will likely last for a couple […]

Cult Of Luna Not Breaking Up

Cult of Luna

Fuck what you heard, because Cult Of Luna, as they’ve put it, “are not quitting.” They are, however, taking a break of sorts. Just to get their heads straight before regrouping again somewhere down the line. Says the band: “2013 have been a very active year for us and neither do we want or think […]

War From A Harlots Mouth Go On Hiatus

War From A Harlots Mouth

Yes, folks — it’s true. War From A Harlots Mouth will go on an indefinite hiatus at the end of this year. A statement from the band says “there are a lot of reasons for us to make that move and believe me when I say that it’s not an easy decision. But it feels […]

Design The Skyline Go Bye Bye

Design The Skyline

Who? I’m sorry, but yes…there was, in fact, a band that existed called Design the Skyline, and lucky for us, they’ve got the good sense to know they suck and should not play music anymore. “Due to various reasons including member changes and musical differences, Design The Skyline has decided to go on a indefinite […]

Carnifex Sign With Nuclear Blast


That’s right, you scum bucket. California death metal outfit Carnifex have signed a new label deal with Nuclear Blast Records. The band will enter Audiohammer studios in Sanford, Florida, later this month with producer Mark Lewis to begin recording their new album for an early 2014 release. “Signing with Nuclear Blast is a career-defining moment […]

Molotov Solution Return

She's not so sure about this new Molotov Solution

That was a short hiatus. Molotov Solution are plotting their return, with a new lineup, Facebook claims. Well, a post on Facebook did. You know, Facebook is fucking evil. I truly think we all need to fucking take a break from that thing. I didn’t go on for 48 hours, and it was fucking inspiring. […]