Minnesota Man Fakes Being Rocker, Charged With Fraud

Alex Lifeson

Do rock stars not pay medical bills? It seems this is an epidemic: dudes not in bands saying they’re famous musicians to try and con hospitals out of their services. What the fuck? Now, a Minnesota man has been charged with fraud after saying he was a member of Canada’s Rush. He also claimed he […]

Warbringer Guitarist Hospitalized In Madrid

Warbringer

Oh no! You never wanna be in a hospital, but one in Madrid. I guess it’s better than having to go to a hospital in Ghana. Warbringer guitarist Adam Carroll has been hospitalized in Spain smack dab in the middle of the band’s ongoing European run. The band haven’t provided many details about the hospital […]

Black Breath Drummer Undergoes Surgery

Necessary reading

Black Breath drummer Jamie Byrum has gone under the knife and doctors have repaired multiple breaks in one of his legs. Jamie was struck by a car earlier this week in Seattle. Hence, the need for the surgery. The band has offered the following update, and the attached photo, showing Byrum in the hospital post-surgery. […]

Car Hits Black Breath Drummer

Black Breath

This is crazy, considering a lady nearly backed over me today, and I had to call her out for being a cunt. Black Breath drummer Jamie Byrum was hit by a car yesterday in Seattle. It sounds like it’s pretty bad. Says the band: “Our drummer Jamie … stayed the night in the hospital. He’s […]

Sylosis Return Home After Hospital Stint

The band's destroyed RV

Man. Some of you people hate me today. I posted a “Breaking Bad”-related picture on Facebook today, and everyone freaked out on me. As if the picture I posted gives anything away in terms of how the ending went down, what led up to it, or the deeper meaning of where the ending takes place. […]

Sylosis Release Photo Of Wrecked RV

The band's destroyed RV

Sylosis frontman and guitarist Josh Middleton has posted an second update on the band’s situation, and this one featured a graphic photo of their totaled RV. The accident forced the band — whose members were hospitalized and sustained numerous injuries — to drop of their tour with Trivium, DevilDriver and After The Burial tour. Josh […]

Sylosis Members Released From Hospital

Sylosis

This is a good sign. Sylosis have been released from the hospital following an RV crash Tuesday night; the band have been forced to drop off of their tour with Trivium and DevilDriver. “Myself, [drummer] Rob [Callard] and [guitarist Alex] Bailey have just been released after over ten hours in hospital,” writes frontman Josh Middleton […]

Sylosis Members Hospitalized Following RV Crash

Sylosis

Fuck, this sucks. Sylosis were involved in an RV accident last night while on tour with Trivium, DevilDriver and After The Burial. It had to be Sylosis, right? The one band on the bill worth a shit. DevilDriver frontman Dez Fafara took to Twitter to fill fans in. “Here’s what I know @Sylosis was in […]

Tony Iommi Returned To Hospital Following Sabbath Tour

The man

As soon as Black Sabbath’s North American reunion tour wrapped, Tony Iommi, who wrote every riff ever, went right back to the hospital. Iommi wrote online: “Well, we’ve finished the U.S. leg of our world tour. It was a bit longer than I would have liked as I’ve already been in hospital having another infusion. […]

Report: Children of Bodom Singer Hospitalized

Alexi Laiho

Brace yourself. Alexi Laiho is allegedly in a hospital, suffering from some unspecified illness or injury. It was serious enough that Laiho had to miss the band’s headlining performance last night in Nashville, Tennessee, according to reports. Bodom did not play. Instead, the show’s support acts — Amon Amarth, Battlecross, and Huntress — played extended […]