They might as well just release the entire lineup already. It’s not like the bill doesn’t already fucking rule. You think adding Terror’s going to get some kid to go, “Wait one hot fucking second! I wasn’t sold until this Terror announcement. Fuck it, I’ll go.” At this point, people are either going or not Read More
It’s on like fucking dung beetles, son! The previously rumored tour boasting the likes of Within The Ruins, The Contortionist and I Declare War has been officially confirmed. The dates for the trek follow at the end of this post. If you are so inclined. By the way, I hate the United States Postal Service. Read More
Oh yes, folks. The New England Metal and Hardcore Festival keeps growing. Like that thing in your shorts. Keep taking those vitamins, and it’ll be a full three inches…from the GROUND! Job For A Cowboy and D.R.I. were both added to this year’s Metalfest bill. Metalfest goes down at The Palladium in Worcester, Massachusetts, on Read More
Yup. One of the best metal festival’s in the U.S. of fucking A goes down each spring in Worcester, Massachusetts. The annual New England Metal and Hardcore Festival XV revealed today that a bunch of bands have been added to the already impressive bill. Which bands? How about Allegaeon, Alpha & Omega, Born Low, MurderDeathKill Read More
Holy pumpkin porking, Batman! Allegaeon — who are fucking unruly — have been announced as the mystery guest on Job For A Cowboy’s forthcoming “The End Of The World Tour.” That was a well-kept secret and dude…what a nice surprise? I love that band. I want to go to this now for sure. Of course, Read More
We told you this shit was legit. Job For A Cowboy will headline a December tour with Cephalic Carnage, I Declare War, Legion and one other act, to be announced soon. Word is that band is Fallujah. The trek — dubbed “The End Of The World Tour” — will kick off on December 6. Dates Read More
Cephalic Carnage are one of those bands I loved before I’d even heard them. I was first drawn to the cryptic imagery that graced the covers of their albums, and thought, “You know, that’s a band I’d probably be into.” When I finally got around to listening to them, I was immediately sold and have Read More
And I declare I could give a fuck. Yes, folks — I Declare War have dumped guitarist Evan Hughes. “Just so everyone knows, because I’ve been asked about it a few times already, I won’t be part of the upcoming tour with The Acacia Strain,” says Hughes on Twitter. “As much as I hate saying Read More
This, my friends, is fucking awesome news. If you missed Fit For An Autopsy’s last record amid the influx of awesome metal records that dropped last year, you should amend that egregious mistake. Fit For An Autopsy announced this week that they’ve begun writing new material for their next album. I’m stoked. “The writing process Read More
That’s right, you Green Day-loving lilly clipper. By now, you know Cerebral Bore won the right to open on this year’s Summer Slaughter tour, securing enough online votes from fans to win the coveted slot. But really, it doesn’t matter who you voted for. The eligible bands that didn’t win will be thrown together and Read More