Lamb Of God’s Randy Blythe A Free Man; Ruled Not Guilty

Randy Blythe

The nightmare is over. Blesk.cz reports that Lamb Of God frontman Randy Blythe has been acquitted in his manslaughter trial. Oh happy fucking day! That means Randy can go back to the U.S., and Lamb of God can get back to the business of rocking the fuck out. When someone’s fucking innocent, they’re innocent. And […]

Biomechanics Experts Testifies In Lamb Of God Frontman’s Trial

Randy Blythe

On Tuesday, the sixth day of Randy Blythe’s manslaughter trial resumed in Prague, Czech Republic. Today, George Straus, an expert in the field of biomechanics, took the stand for the defense. TheGauntlet claims Straus testified Daniel Nosek — who died two weeks after sustaining a head injury during a Lamb of God set back in […]

Volumes Frontman Jumped In Nashville

Volumes

I feel like the world is going fucking crazy. After Evisorax’s guitarist’s leg was destroyed in a curb-job delivered by small-dicked thugs in the U.K., now comes word that Volumes’ singer was jumped in Nashville. Michael Barr was attacked at the notorious Rocketown, which I hear is a sketchy fucking venue. Barr was apparently beaten […]

Evisorax Guitarist Viciously Attacked, Facing Major Surgery

Daniel

When I was in college, I was jumped by a bunch of dudes. It was all over a chick. I was in a bar, working my mojo, while my friends were working theirs. I was talking to this chick, and things were going well. Next thing I know, some douche is telling me “I was […]

Hollywood Undead Members Throw Former Singer A Good Beating

A pack of pussies

According to reports, members of Hollywood Undead recently threw a brutal beating to their former singer. Aron “Douche” Erlichman was apparently beaten to a bloody pulp after his set May 25 at Angels & Kings in Hollywood, California. Wait, did I say “Douche?” I did. I meant Deuce. It’s Deuce. Not Douche. At least not officially. […]