Archive for March, 2013

Mar 5
Randy Blythe

Lamb Of God’s Randy Blythe A Free Man; Ruled Not Guilty

Posted by Chris Harris on March 5, 2013 in Featured, News

The nightmare is over. Blesk.cz reports that Lamb Of God frontman Randy Blythe has been acquitted in his manslaughter trial. Oh happy fucking day! That means Randy can go back to the U.S., and Lamb of God can get back to the business of rocking the fuck out. When someone’s fucking innocent, they’re innocent. And Read More

Mar 5
Randy Blythe

Biomechanics Experts Testifies In Lamb Of God Frontman’s Trial

Posted by Chris Harris on March 5, 2013 in News

On Tuesday, the sixth day of Randy Blythe’s manslaughter trial resumed in Prague, Czech Republic. Today, George Straus, an expert in the field of biomechanics, took the stand for the defense. TheGauntlet claims Straus testified Daniel Nosek — who died two weeks after sustaining a head injury during a Lamb of God set back in Read More

Jan 27
Volumes

Volumes Frontman Jumped In Nashville

Posted by Chris Harris on January 27, 2013 in Featured, News

I feel like the world is going fucking crazy. After Evisorax’s guitarist’s leg was destroyed in a curb-job delivered by small-dicked thugs in the U.K., now comes word that Volumes’ singer was jumped in Nashville. Michael Barr was attacked at the notorious Rocketown, which I hear is a sketchy fucking venue. Barr was apparently beaten Read More

Jan 23
Daniel

Evisorax Guitarist Viciously Attacked, Facing Major Surgery

Posted by Chris Harris on January 23, 2013 in Exclusive, Featured, News, This Blows

When I was in college, I was jumped by a bunch of dudes. It was all over a chick. I was in a bar, working my mojo, while my friends were working theirs. I was talking to this chick, and things were going well. Next thing I know, some douche is telling me “I was Read More

Jun 4
A pack of pussies

Hollywood Undead Members Throw Former Singer A Good Beating

Posted by Chris Harris on June 4, 2012 in News

According to reports, members of Hollywood Undead recently threw a brutal beating to their former singer. Aron “Douche” Erlichman was apparently beaten to a bloody pulp after his set May 25 at Angels & Kings in Hollywood, California. Wait, did I say “Douche?” I did. I meant Deuce. It’s Deuce. Not Douche. At least not officially. Read More