Red Fang Releasing Whales And Leeches In October

Whales and Leeches

Today, someone turned me onto a chick named Devin Brugman. Google her. The chick is outstanding, and has the same body my old girlfriend Samantha had. Fuck, I shoulda married her instead of the puke-fest cheat I did. Anyways…I just wanted to share her with you. And share the news that Red Fang’s new album […]

Dating Site Discovers Nickelback Universally Hated

She likes Nickelback

It’s true, folks. A new study out of the U.K. has found that if you’re a fan of the music of Nickelback, don’t mention that shit on a first date. Well, no shit Sherlock! I wouldn’t mention it to my cat let alone a first date., the UK-based dating site which uses music taste […]

Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl Rightly Shits On ‘Glee’

This dude speaks his mind

You’ve got to love Dave Grohl; the dude was in Scream and Nirvana, and Them Crooked Vultures is fucking awesome, no matter what you may think. He also did the ProBot project which featured Lemmy, King Diamond, Tom G. Warrior, Wino from Saint Vitus, and Cronos of Venom. Plus, the Foo Fighters are kind of […]

System Of A Down Playing German Festivals


System Of A Down’s reunion is but a mere official announcement away, as Blabbermouth has discovered a video (embedded at the end of this post) promoting the upcoming Rock am Ring and Rock im Park festivals, set to take place June 3 through June 5, 2011, in the German towns of Nürburgring and Nürnberg, respectively. […]