Archive for February, 2012

Feb 2
Korn

Korn, Suicide Silence Booked For D-Tox Rockfest

Posted by Chris Harris on February 2, 2012 in News

Wow. Just…wow. “Alternative metal pioneers” Korn will be performing and closing the Friday night of this year’s seventh annual D-Tox Rockfest. A press release claims “punk-rock fans will be thrilled to find out that immortal Los Angeles band Bad Religion will be part of the festivities.” Also on the bill will be Suicide Silence. I’m Read More

Jan 26
JDevil

Korn’s Jonathan Davis Is Working On A DJ Record

Posted by Chris Harris on January 26, 2012 in News, Shamelessness

You know, some asshole said on TV the other day that DJs are the new rock stars, and that by year’s end, DJs will be the new musical trend. People will be bowing to dudes who stand behind turntables, performing for people loaded on either drugs or alcohol. Jonathan Davis is always ahead of the Read More

Jan 17
Damn

Korn’s Drummer’s Fiancee Is Hot, Says Korn Shot Walmart Commercial

Posted by Chris Harris on January 17, 2012 in News, Pervoscope

Holy fucking mother of fuck, is that girl fucking hot! I mean, she’s so hot, it’s blasphemous. It’s unholy. She makes me want to commit sexual assault…which is just my rather creepy way of saying Korn drummer Ray Luzier’s future wife is dope. Lucky son of a bitch. Her name is Aspen Lea, and she Read More

Jan 6
Munky's wifey

Korn’s James “Munky” Shaffer Gets Married

Posted by Chris Harris on January 6, 2012 in News

And he got married to that chick. Our hats off to you, James “Munky” Shaffer. That’s some nice trim right there, folks. Real nice trim. Shaffer and his longtime lady friend Evis Xheneti tied the knot in Paris on January 2 — eight months after the musician proposed to his actress girlfriend atop the Eiffel Read More

Dec 12
Guest Column

Band Manager Tommy Galond’s Top 10 Of 2011

Posted by Chris Harris on December 12, 2011 in Exclusive, Huh?

We put out a call here at Gun Shy Assassin to various folks in the industry seeking their Top 10 albums of 2011, and most people told us they were too busy Christmas shopping to give a fuck. But some folks did respond, and we’ll be bringing you their lists over the next couple of Read More

Dec 12
The Worst of 2011

Gun Shy Assassin Presents The Worst Of 2011

Posted by Chris Harris on December 12, 2011 in Featured, Poop, Rad

My, my — what a crazy fucking year 2011 was. Jeff Loomis left Nevermore, the West Memphis Three were released, and Black Sabbath reunited. God tried twice to kill the lead singer of Black Veil Brides, Devin Townsend released 200 records, and dudes like Seth Putnam, Mike Starr, Jani Lane and Gwar’s Cory Smoot passed Read More

Dec 8
Korn

More Than 45,000 Americans Will Buy Audio Tripe

Posted by Chris Harris on December 8, 2011 in News, Shamelessness

I’m ashamed of America. Korn’s 10th studio album, The Path Of Totality, is projected to sell between 45,000 and 50,000 copies in the United States in its first week of release, reports industry Web site Hits Daily Double. Really? Really America? I thought we were in a recession. I thought people were being more picky Read More

Dec 5
Revolver thinks this rules

If You’ve Never Questioned Revolver Magazine’s Motives Before…

Posted by Chris Harris on December 5, 2011 in Huh?, News

You may want to now. Revolver magazine have gone and named Korn‘s impending new album The Path Of Totality as their choice for album of the year. Let that sink in for a second. Revolver, that worthless piece of shit rag that prints only six times a year and threatens print blackouts if bands and Read More

Dec 1
Jonathan Davis

Korn’s Jonathan Davis Is A Colossal Tool Who Thinks He Invented Dubstep

Posted by Chris Harris on December 1, 2011 in Huh?, News

That’s like laying claim to inventing AIDS. If I had invented AIDS, I wouldn’t really tell anyone that. I’d try to hide it. But in a new interview, Jonathan Davis, frontman for Korn, says some seriously dumb shit. “We were dubstep before there was dubstep,” says Davis, who has previously said that dubstep is the Read More

Nov 29
Korn

This Is What The Future Of Metal Sounds Like

Posted by Chris Harris on November 29, 2011 in News, Video

So, at the end of this post, you can see the future of metal, according to Jonathan Davis: Korn have gone and released a track-by-track preview of their upcoming new record The Path Of Totality, the record they created with a bunch of dubstep dudes — not the album named best of 2011 by Decibel Read More