Static-X Bassist Quits

Brent and his lady

Can you blame him? Imagine having to hang around with Wayne Static all day, thinking his shit don’t stink. But let me tell you something, Wayne — your shit stinks. It smells real bad, buddy. Anyways, so, yeah — bassist Brent Ashley has left Static-X. His final show with the band went down September 1 […]

Decapitated Drummer Quits

Decapitated

Oh shit, that’s fucking whack as fuck. Drummer Kerim “Krimh” Lechner has jumped the good ship Decapitated, saying there are “Too many personal differences and other difficulties” for him to contend with, and he mist leave. “I appreciate the good times we had together and what we could achieve in more than two and a […]

System Of A Down Drummer Leaves Scars On Broadway

Scars On Broadway

Good move, dude. Seriously. Of all the System of a Down offshoots, Scars On Broadway is definitely the worst, and that’s saying a shit ton. SOAD drummer John Dolmayan says he is no longer involved with Scars, the project led by System’s Daron Malakian. Scars On Broadway is said to be working on a new […]

Evergreen Terrace Lose Guitarist

Evergreen Terrace

Guitarist and founding member Josh James has left Evergreen Terrace. Why? Well, he’s decided to focus full-time on on Stick To Your Guns, the band he became a part of this year. “In 1999, a few friends and I started Evergreen Terrace,” says James. “The band has been a huge part of my life, but […]

Dr. Acula Singer Quits, Rejoins My Bitter End

Tyler Guida

That’s right, folks. Dr. Acula are down a man now that Tyler Guida’s both quit and rejoined his old band, My Bitter End. Guida had been with Dr. Acula for the last few years; so far, there’s been no official explanation offered for his sudden departure. In a statement, My Bitter end confirmed it had […]

Winds Of Plague Part With Drummer

Yum

Oh no! What I meant was, Who cares? Winds of Plague have confirmed lingering rumors, announcing that they’ve parted with drummer Art Cruz due to “creative differences.” They “wish him all the very best in his future endeavors,” according to a press release. “After many years of having Art Cruz with us we have decided […]

Demonical Part Ways With Guitarist

Demonical

Swedish death metal band Demonical have parted ways with guitarist Pablo Magallanes. In fact, good old Pablo’s been out of the band since fucking February. Demonical just issued this statement, to stop all the fans from asking what the fuck’s up. “Only about two months after he officially joined the band, we had to part […]

Rudy Sarzo Leaves Blue Öyster Cult

Rudy Sarzo

Bass playing legend Rudy Sarzo has parted ways with Blue Öyster Cult. Bummer. “Due to my scheduling with other projects that I’m doing, it became a little bit hard for me to keep a really solid working schedule with Blue Öyster Cult, so we amicably, we just basically parted ways,” Sarzo said in a recent […]

The Chariot Loss Bassist

The Chariot

That’s fucking right, dudes. If a bass player quits a band no one cares about, does anybody notice? Lots of people noticed The Chariot’s bass player Jon Kindler left the band yesterday. Not me. Kindler joined The Chariot in 2006, and has unjoined them now. “For the last 6 years I have been blessed to […]

Pelican Lose A Founding Member

Pelican

Bullocks! Chicago post-metal outfit Pelican has announced the departure of founding guitarist Laurent Schroeder-Lebec. Schroeder-Lebec, the band says, is “taking an indefinite hiatus.” Chances are his departure’s permanent. “It is with resignation that we report that our guitarist and founding member Laurent Schroeder-Lebec is taking an indefinite hiatus from the band,” the band says. “Many […]