What a shitnozzle! I mean, who does this? A wretched, putrid piece of fried gorilla labia, that’s who! The Devil’s Blood are on tour as the moment with Watain and Behemoth. Now, they’re on tour with no driver. The dude jumped ship Sunday. And he didn’t leave empty-handed. “This piece of shit who was supposed Read More
He was with the band for more than ten years. Now, guitarist Juho Matikainen has decided to part ways with Finnish black metal act Gloria Morti. Shame, really. The dude can play. “Matikainen wants to concentrate fully on his studies and career and is left with not enough time to give his 100-percent to the Read More
Yes sir. It happened. After losing their last guitarist, Brazilian metal act Almah have announced the addition of 34-year-old guitarist Gustavo Di Padua to their ranks. Why does it matter that he’s 34? Sort of superfluous information, no? Unnecessary, if you ask this asshole. Di Padua is a professional guitarist and music producer from Rio Read More
Guitarist Paulo Schroeber has decided to depart Brazilian metal band Almah, due to “health problems.” I hope it’s nothing too serious. “I think many of you already know about health problems that our brother, partner and member of the band, Paulo Schroeber, has recently faced,” explained lead singer Edu Falaschi. “Due to these problems, we Read More
Oh no! Mike Van Dyne has quit Arsis. The drummer and founding member for the Virginia-based melodic tech-death metal masters claims “it’s time to move forward and pursue my career full-time.” Mike says “The last fully-completed Arsis song I contributed to was ‘Since The Shadows’ (released online last year), and it’s one of my favorites. Read More
Yup. Swedish riff lords Grand Magus have a new drummer. Following the departure of drummer Sebastian “Seb” Sippola (who has left the band for personal reasons), Grand Magus have called on Ludwig “Ludde” Witt (Spiritual Beggars, Firebird, Shining) to take over behind the kit. “I’m very happy to announce that I, Ludwig Witt, am the Read More
But it’s OK — they’re going on tour, which makes it all alright. Scale The Summit have parted ways with bassist Jordan Eberhardt. I knew a kid in elementary school with that last name. He was a fucking asshole. “Jordan decided earlier in the year he no longer wanted to tour full time so we Read More
Yes, folks — Ratt are still active. But now, they are active with one less member. Robbie Crane, who had been the band’s bassist since 1997, just upped and quit recently. During an appearance last week on the “Headbangers At 11″ show on 93.3 KDKB, Crane explained his decision to leave. “I’ve been playing in Read More
Whenever I image someone leaving a symphonic metal band, I imagine them doing it real bitchy like. Almost like, “So, guys…it’s been real. I’m fucking out, y’all.” I’m sure that’s not how Bassist Yves Huts left Dutch female-fronted symphonic metal act Epica. “Yves has been with us from the start and has been of great Read More
Animals As Leaders have a new drummer, following the departure of a dude whose name I defy you to try and pronounce. His teachers must have hated having him in class. Navene Koperweis has left Animals As Leaders. Why? Tell us, Navene: “Tosin and Javier (Reyes, guitar) are the two most generous, caring and understanding Read More