Korn Do Something We Can’t Make Fun Of


Most of the time, Korn — the self-proclaimed inventors of dubstep — are pure fodder for comedic relief around these parts. But this, we can not make fun of. In fact, it was downright nice of the boys and, as much as their music may blow, we need to recognize their good deed. It seems […]

Wolfgang Van Halen No Likey One Direction


In what may be one of the lamest band beefs to ever go public, Van Halen bassist Wolfgang Van Halen — now the touring bassist for Mark Tremonti’s solo band — is feuding with One Direction, that band your little sister would get naked for. So, seems Van Halen called out the group on Twitter […]

Ozzy’s New Bitch Meets Ozzy’s Old Bitch

I smell...a bossom buddy comedy

That’s right. On June 13, for the first time ever, Gus G. — guitarist for Firewind and Ozzy Osbourne — crossed paths with Zakk Wylde — exalted high ruler of the Black Label Society and Ozzy’s former guitarist. Weird. This is like the time I was hanging out with my new dentist and we ran […]