Otep Claims Homophobic Sponsor Kept Her Band Off Mayhem Fest Bill

Otep

Suuuuuure. Couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that her band sucks and no one cares about it. In fact, Otep would have fit in just fine with this year’s piss-poor lineup. Otep Shamaya, who is lesbo, alleges an “openly homophobic” corporate sponsor of this year’s Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival kept her band […]

Otep Not Retiring

Otep

What the fuck, man? Otep says she’s retiring at the end of 2013, and now, she’s not? What a tease! And now, she’s got not only a new album in the works but a side project with Slipknot’s Sid Wilson. “Retiring? NEVER. A new OTEP album? YES! New book? YEP! Side project w/Sid from Slipknot? […]

Otep Releases Book

Otep's book

Now I’m pissed. If Otep can release a book, ANYONE can release a book. I should have a book deal. This just isn’t right. Called “None Shall Sleep,” the book is described thusly: “Frightening, riveting, defiant, resounding. The highly anticipated release of the secret diaries of the nefarious vigilante Hydra Moonlight. In the killer’s own […]

Otep A Free Agent After Final Victory Disc

Otep

Alas, Otep isn’t going to throw in the towel and retire. Why would she do that — to make me happy? No way, folks. Would I be a happier person if Otep called it quits? Likely no, since I give not even one fuck about her. But, I’d smile for a second, knowing I’d never […]

Otep, Stolen Babies Touring

Butcher Babies

Otep will be touring this fall with Stolen Babies. I’m literally bursting at the seams to not catch this tour when it rolls through my area — believe you me! When I see any band with the name “Babies” in it, I automatically assume its the Butcher Babies. My bad. But hey, they have nice […]

Otep Touring With Picture Me Broken

Layla Allman

Yup. Otep is going to be hitting the road this March with Picture Me Broken and One-Eyed Doll. Because chick bands have to tour with chick bands, right? I think Otep’s hungry for some of that Layla Allman action. I feel like she’ll put the moves on Layla, who has been with the same dude […]

Otep Still Hating On “Fake Music News Sites”

Otep

Last week, Otep — who hasn’t been relevant since the late 1990s, when people would incorrectly read her name as Opeth, click on news posts, and then go, “Wait, I thought this was a story about Opeth…who’s Otep?” — slammed lesser blogs like ThePRP for being homophobic and sexist. She attacked Blabbermouth and its users, […]

Otep Talks Hydra, Hates On Lesser Blog

Otep

So, I don’t understand Otep’s appeal, but I accept that people dig her and think it’s righteous she’s an advocate for women’s and lesbian’s rights. It is unfortunate none of us men will ever get to touch that banging body without having a medical degree of some sort, but I digress. Otep has posted a […]

Otep Reveals New Album Name

Otep

It’s called Hydra. Because Otep likes ‘em wet. I kid. Yes, people — Otep Shamaya is still at it. She’ll be releasing new stuff in January through Victory Records. “There is always a beautiful madness that infects me when writing an album, but this one, Hyrda, is beginning to take control of me,” says Otep […]

Otep, Butcher Babies Tour Official

Butcher Babies

I’m surprised Kotex or Playtex aren’t sponsoring this trek. The rumors were true. Otep, Butcher Babies and One-Eyed Doll will be touring. I, The Goat, and basically everyone I’m friends with will not be going. The tour will be called the “Destroy To Create Tour” and we have all the dates for you at the […]