Archive for October, 2011

Oct 5
I'd lure her

Dude Posing As BMTH Frontman Oli Sykes Convicted Of Attempted Murder

Posted by Chris Harris on October 5, 2011 in Huh?, News

You know, when I lived in Hartford, I’d go to every Ozzfest and afterwards, hit the strip club with my buddies. There was a nudie bar right around the corner from the arena, so we’d pull up and I’d tell one of the girls we were with a band on the bill. Within minutes, we Read More

Jul 27
The only thing that would make me happier right now

It’s Official: Disturbed Going On Indefinite Hiatus

Posted by Chris Harris on July 27, 2011 in News

You can see me, but I’m actually doing a little jig of happiness. I haven’t been this happy since Fabio was smacked in the face with that bird, shattering his rugged visage. Rejoice! Disturbed are going on hiatus. After this summer’s Mayhem tour, they’re done. Frontman David Draiman recently revealed on Twitter that the hiatus Read More

Jul 26
I hope it shits all over his fucking house

Ozzy Osbourne Spends More For Dog Than Bands Earned On Ozzfest

Posted by Chris Harris on July 26, 2011 in Gross, News

Holy shit, talk about a lot of money for a small ball of fluff! People magazine claims Ozzy Osbourne and his misses, Sharon Osbourne, have a new dog they paid $10,000 for. Imagine what $10,000 could do for you. Imagine. The problems you could make go away, the hookers and blow you could buy. Yeah, Read More

Jul 19
Dave Mustaine

Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine Says Gigantour Returning In 2012

Posted by Chris Harris on July 19, 2011 in News

Yes, kids. Rejoice! The worst of the traveling festivals to emerge in the wake of the original Ozzfest will be returning in 2012. Kevin and Ian of the “Metal Shop” radio show, which airs on the Seattle station KISW 99.9 FM, conducted an interview with Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine at the third show of the Rockstar Read More

Jun 29
Chris Howorth's Off The Record

Chris Howorth’s Off The Record: The Unseen Agony of the Music Business

Posted by Chris Howorth on June 29, 2011 in Chris Howorth's Off The Record

In This Moment’s Chris Howorth is back with his column Off The Record. As usual, he’s here to give us his sugar-free take on what it’s like being in a big band and questions the notion of “making it.” 
I have always been the kind of person who worries a lot. I worry about everything, but most Read More

May 12
Ozzy says no

Ozzy Osbourne: No Ozzfest In 2011

Posted by Chris Harris on May 12, 2011 in News

That’s right folks. There will be no Ozzfest this summer, according to the festival’s namesake, Ozzy Osbourne. In a post to Facebook, Ozzy said “No, not this year. I just finished a lengthy arena tour of the U.S., so I’ve decided to tour Europe this summer instead.” Fine Ozzy, that’s fine…as if they need Ozzy Read More

Apr 5
A windswept Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne Contemplates His Own Funeral

Posted by Chris Harris on April 5, 2011 in News, Sarcasm

I always knew Ozzy Osbourne was probably morbid, deep down inside. Now, I know. In Ozzy Osbourne’s most recent health column for the Sunday Times, the self-proclaimed Prince of Darkness discussed his own funeral. With all the metal dudes who have been passing in recent years, I guess the topic of Ozzy’s funeral is not Read More

Mar 28
Slayer

Slayer, Rob Zombie To Tour Together This Summer

Posted by Chris Harris on March 28, 2011 in News, Tour Dates

Slayer and Rob Zombie have announced that this summer, they will tour together for the first time 1999’s Ozzfest. The two bands will be hitting the road for a North American tour starting July 20. Exodus will also be on the “Hell on Earth” bill, which will stop in 12 cities through August 6 in Read More

Nov 25
System of a Down

System Of A Down To Officially Announce Reunion Next Week

Posted by Chris Harris on November 25, 2010 in News

So, I was told by someone who once worked with the band last week that “something’s definitely coming soon with System.” I just didn’t know it would be this soon. According to Blabbermouth, System of a Down much-hyped reunion will be announced on Monday, November 29, with details of a comeback tour being revealed for Read More

Oct 5

Kirk Windstein Talks Crowbar, Rehab With MetalSucks

Posted by Chris Harris on October 5, 2010 in Uncategorized

My buddy Vince over at MetalSucks scored an interview with Kirk Windstein. Yeah, that Kirk Windstein — the guitarist from Down, Kingdom of Sorrow, and Crowbar, who’ve been working on new material as of late. Windstein addresses the recent news surrounding his decision to drop off Kingdom of Sorrow’s Ozzfest stint so that he could Read More