Ozzfest 2010 Set Times Revealed

Posted by Chris Harris on August 12, 2010 in Chicks, News, Pervoscope, Poop, Shamelessness, Tour Dates

You know, I nearly forgot that there was going to be an Ozzfest this summer, because…well, let’s be fucking honest. It’s playing six dates and the lineup leaves a lot to be desired. Beyond Saviours, Goatwhore, Katakylsm, and Skeletonwitch, I don’t see much of a reason to attend. Ozzfest is returning in its weakened state Read More

Fuck You, Ozzy: Bruce Is The Man

Posted by Chris Harris on July 29, 2010 in Huh?, News, Shamelessness

So, I was on Blabbermouth and spotted this piece about Ozzy Osbourne calling Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden a cunt. That’s a strong word, Ozzy. I just think Ozzy’s ego has reached maximum expansion. If I could only listen to Maiden or Ozzy solo records the rest of my life, guess what? I’m all over Read More

Now, You Can Get Married At Ozzfest

Posted by Chris Harris on July 28, 2010 in Huh?, News

The only way I’d get married at Ozzfest is if I was engaged to this chick on the left. I’d sooner get married in Rob Halford’s asshole. But, that’s me. I’m not a lame-ass. Unfortunately, there are a lot of lame-asses out there who will buy into Ozzfest’s latest method for bilking fans. Blabbermouth posted Read More

RockStar Mayhem In Hartford: It Ruled!

Posted by Chris Harris on July 25, 2010 in Chicks, New Records, News, Pervoscope, Rad, Reviews, Shamelessness, The Goat

What a way to spend a Saturday! Yesterday (July 24), I made the trek to Connecticut’s capital city, Hartford, for some Mayhem with one of my best friends, the Goat, and my pals Clinton and Randy. That picture’s of me, at Mayhem, that Randy shot with his cell; notice the Profanatica shirt and the VIP Read More

Gus G. Talks Zakk Wylde, Ozzy, New Firewind

Posted by Chris Harris on July 23, 2010 in New Records, News, Rad, Tour Dates

I’ve been following this whole Ozzy Osbourne vs. Zakk Wylde feud from the beginning. I covered it for Noisegeek while I was there, and pretty much figured everything I was reading and hearing about the situation was true: that Ozzy and Zakk had a falling out — over what, no one seems clear — and, Read More

Saviours Are Like Mastodon, Just Not Huge

Posted by Chris Harris on July 16, 2010 in New Records, News, Rad, Tour Dates

If you dig Mastodon, then you should check out Oakland, Calif.’s Saviours, stoner rock revolutionaries who are part of this summer’s resurrected Ozzfest. I wonder how much they were charged to be on the bill? Last year, Saviours released one of my Top 10 favorite metal albums of 2009…Accelerated Living, a smorgasbord of heavy that Read More