Authors Of Randy Rhoads Book Win Court Ruling

The man

Reports claim that a California appeals court sided earlier this week with the authors of a book about the late Randy Rhoads, who play guitar for Ozzy Osbourne and once fucked the man’s wife, Sharon. The ruling finds that the authors did not breach a contract with Randy’s family by using materials they had agreed […]

Ozzy Osbourne Vegas Show In The Works

Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne’s ball and chain, Sharon, has let it slip that she’s working on a one-off concert production for the self-proclaimed Prince of Darkness, to take place in Las Vegas by Halloween 2015. She told the British newspaper The Sun: “I’m working right now on a Vegas production for Ozzy. It’ll be in time for […]

Randy Rhoads Tribute Ropes In Testament, Machine Head Members

Alex Skolnick

I was over on ThePRP before and discovered that there’s a new tribute coming out to Ozzy Osbourne’s late guitarist Randy Rhoads. The effort was masterminded by drummer Brian Tichy, who used to pound the skins for Ozzy back in the day. The album will be released by his awkwardly named record label, Tish Tone […]

Zakk Wylde Claims Ozzy’s Dick Doesn’t Work

Ozzy Osbourne

In the spirit of Christmas, here’s a detailed story about Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness, and his dysfunctional peter. According to Zakk Wylde, who appeared recently on “Loveline” with Dr. Drew Pinsky and Mike Catherwood, the leader of Black Sabbath can’t get boned up anymore. That sucks. I feel bad for Ozzy. What’s the […]

New Frog Species Named After Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne

This is kind of cool. Ozzy Osbourne has had a new species of frog named after him. Scientists on a month-long expedition into the Amazon discovered the new species of frog, which emits a loud, bat-like sound. Inspired by Ozzy’s famous bat-biting incident from decades ago, the team named the frog Dendropsophus ozzyi. Pedro Peloso, […]

“The Osbournes” To Return For Eight Episodes

Sharon Osbourne

Fuck me. Because there’s literally no offer Sharon Osbourne will turn down so long as the price is right, there will likely be another season of “The Osbournes” next year. The MTV reality show was a bona fide hit back in the day, but that was a long time ago. The show ended in 2005, […]

Ozzy Talks Sabbath, Next Solo Disc

Black Sabbath

Ozzy Osbourne has spoken to about his upcoming plans, which include tracking the final Black Sabbath album and his next solo release. Sabbath’s plans are not definitive right just yet. “I keep asking [my wife] Sharon, ‘When are we gonna start it?’ She said it’s not this year. I can’t really say how long […]

Ozzy: Sabbath To Disband After Next Record, Tour

Black Sabbath

They said they were going to disband after their last album and tour, but are somehow still active. So why should we believe Ozzy Osbourne now when he says next year’s Black Sabbath disc will be the band’s last. And that it’s subsequent tour will mark the group’s final shows together. Why? We shouldn’t believe […]

Ozzy Osbourne Wants Bill Ward Back In Black Sabbath

Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne has spoken to Esquire, and the Black Sabbath frontman appears to want original drummer Bill Ward back in the band for their forthcoming album. Sabbath and Ward had it out in 2012, when Ward was fired by Sharon Osbourne. Ozzy later said in interviews Ward couldn’t hack it anymore behind the kit. Black […]

Ozzy Osbourne: Three Songs Written For Next Solo LP

Ozzy Osbourne

With his latest career retrospective in stores, some fans are wondering when Ozzy Osbourne will actually release another new solo album. After all, it’s been a little bit now since that last one, which was pretty piss poor, by all accounts I’d heard. But Ozzy says he’s ready to return to the studio to record […]