Ozzy Beer Prompts Lawsuit

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If, by chance, you happen to be a fan of “Ozzy” beer, you’d better stock up while you can. Lawyers for Ozzy Osbourne are trying to stop a brewer from making the unauthorized ale. “Ozzy” beer is the creation of Baltimore-based The Brewer’s Art, and comes in cans featuring images of the Ozzman’s knuckle tattoos […]

Ozzy Osbourne’s Mansion Suffers Massive Flood Damage

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The manse in Buckinghamshire, England that Ozzy Osbourne calls home has been ravaged by flood waters, according to reports. It seems this has been one of the U.K.’s rainiest winters, and Ozzy’s house, located on seven acres, estate, is in one of the hardest hit areas of the country. The home now requires millions in […]

Guest Column: Three Books You Need To Read By Demon Hunter’s Patrick Judge

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In our undying efforts to bring you engaging columns you won’t find anywhere else, we’ve reached out to the metal world seeking submissions for a new subject: Three amazing books you have to pick up and devour. Seeing as you read this blog everyday, we went out on a limb and assumed you’d maybe want […]

Sean Harris Selects His All-Timers

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Many times I have been around a bunch of my metal head buddies and many times the question comes up. “Who’s in your all-time metal supergroup?” Now it’s pretty hard to pick a select few musicians out there to be in one. You have to think about genre, songwriting and how well the band could […]

Jos. Von Weinerhaus’ Weiner Of The Week

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And the Weiner is…Sharon Osbourne! This if Sharon’s first Weiner of the Week title, but probably not her last. The wretched cunt unfurled her feisty beef curtains at a pre-Grammys dinner thingy. Jordan Feldstein, manager of some broad named Sara Baraeilles, Maroon 5, and Robin Thicke, was involved in an altercation with Ozzy’s career-shaming manager, […]

The Grammy Debacle

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Now overall, award ceremonies are really just jerk off ceremonies. They bring together the so called “best of the best” and hand out stupid little trophies to feed the winners’ egos. Sometimes it is more than warranted though. Bryan Cranston constantly winning Emmy’s for his role as Walter White in the amazing show “Breaking Bad” […]

Firewind Guitarist’s Solo Album Due In March

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If you’re a fan of Gus G., the new guitarist for Ozzy Osbourne and the always guitarist for Firewind, then I have some good news for you. You are seemingly not alone. There is, apparently, enough of a demand that someone would release a solo record from the dude. I was shocked too. G.’s I […]

You Will Never Get To See Them Live: Cacophony

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We’re launching a new column this week that shines a spotlight on some awesome bands you’ll likely never, ever get to see live — something we think you should definitely feel quite bad about. Why do a column like this? We like to rub it in, folks. Plus, we figured it’d start an ongoing conversation […]

The Year That Was By Jos. von Weinerhaus

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This year was full of a lot of great metal and rock releases, as well as a few shitty ones and some that just flat out underwhelmed or disappointed. Rather than ramble on in a paragraph that 4% of anyone who clicked on this will read, let’s just get down to the goods. Best Metal/Rock […]

Gunshy Assassin Presents The Worst Of 2013

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Another site may have bitten the idea and rushed to get their list done before I could this year but, fuck it — this is something I’ve done every year since the site’s launch three years ago, and 2013 will be no different. What a year it was, right? The Lostprophets guy was busted for […]