Archive for May, 2013

May 15
Cheesyodos

Chiodos Signs With Razor & Tie

Posted by Chris Harris on May 15, 2013 in New Records, News

I don’t like Chiodos. I think their music’s the aural equivalent of granny porn — I want nothing to do with it. Good thing I don’t own Razor & Tie records. For one thing, I’d be a devout Christian. For seconds, I’d have to fire a few folks after learning my label had just signed Read More

Feb 24
The cover

H.I.M. Release Next Album’s Cover Art

Posted by Chris Harris on February 24, 2013 in New Records, News

And there it is. I can’t wait until Bam Margera gets that shit tattooed on his smug fucking forehead. Yes, Finnish emo band H.I.M. will release a new album, called Tears On Tape, on April 30 and that is the cover. By that I mean the accompanying image. The album will be released by Razor Read More

Feb 14
HIM

HIM Ink New Label Deal

Posted by Chris Harris on February 14, 2013 in New Records, News

I don’t understand why HIM is good. And before you tell me to listen to this or that record, believe me: I have given them a chance. I could literally feel my penis shrinking back into my body as I listened to them. HIM are awful. But some of you may want to know that Read More

Dec 10
Hatebreed

Hatebreed Release Trailer For New Album

Posted by Chris Harris on December 10, 2012 in New Records, News, Video

I still don’t understand the logic behind releasing trailers for albums, but maybe that’s because I used to huff gas as a child. I’d just sit in the garage and get my huff on. It made mowing the lawn a lot more fun. Man, did I huff some gas in my day. At the end Read More

Nov 19
Hatebreed

Hatebreed Track Listing Revealed

Posted by Chris Harris on November 19, 2012 in New Records, News

By now, you should know that a new Hatebreed record is coming. But until now, we didn’t have the all-important track listing. Rest assured, kids. We do now. The Divinity Of Purpose, which will be in stores January 29, will boast 12 tracks in all. Those songs include “Honor Never Dies,” “Own Your World,” and Read More

Nov 14
Hatebreed

New Hatebreed Song Sounds Like Hatebreed

Posted by Chris Harris on November 14, 2012 in Featured, News, Song Debuts

Strange, right? At the end of this post, you will find a new song from Hatebreed. It’s called “Put It To The Torch.” It’s definitely Hatebreedish, with lots of Hatebreed-like elements. The song comes from The Divinity of Purpose, which will be available January 29.

Nov 5
I like that art

Hatebreed Reveal New Album Title, Record’s Cover Art

Posted by Chris Harris on November 5, 2012 in New Records, News

There’s a new Hatebreed album coming, and that there is the cover art, people. Called The Divinity Of Purpose, Hatebreed’s brand new album will come out on January 29, 2013, in North America on Razor & Tie and on January 25, 2013, in Europe through Nuclear Blast. The CD was co-produced by Hatebreed, Chris “Zeuss” Read More

Oct 11
Jamey Jasta

Hatebreed Ink New Label Deals

Posted by Chris Harris on October 11, 2012 in News

Get ready to get brootal. Connecticut hardcore outfit Hatebreed have signed two deals — one for Europe, and the other, for North America. Hatebreed’s impending album will see release in Europe on Nuclear Blast Records, while North American distribution will be handled by Razor & Tie. The band’s new album was co-produced by Hatebeed, Chris Read More

Mar 26
The Sword

The Sword Sign With Razor & Tie

Posted by Chris Harris on March 26, 2012 in New Records, News

Say what?!?! A press release claims The Sword has signed a new, multi-album worldwide deal with New York City based label Razor & Tie. “After releasing three critically acclaimed albums on Kemado Records, the Austin TX based quartet featuring guitarist/vocalist J.D. Cronise, guitarist Kyle Shutt, bassist Bryan Richie, and new drummer Santiago ‘Jimmy’ Vela III Read More

Dec 7
She Am Whore

Atreyu, Bleeding Through Frontmen Start Band, Sign Deal

Posted by Chris Harris on December 7, 2011 in News, Poop

Come again? What was that you said? You don’t give a fuck? Welcome to the party, pal. Razor & Tie has revealed a new signing: a band called I Am War. Who is I Am War? I’m not sure. But the band features Atreyu’s singer Alex Varkatzas and Bleeding Through frontman and gym rat Brandan Read More