The Osbournes — Sharon and her cash cow, Ozzy — are reportedly on the rocks, with the couple living in separate residences. The second you start living apart, that’s it. Take it from me, folks. When she moves out, that’s the end, because it opens the door to new chicks traipsing into your bed. Ozzy’s Read More
Sharon Osbourne has broken her silence over husband Ozzy Osbourne’s recent relapses. Recently, the Ozzman admitteth that, for the last year or so, he’s been back on the sauce and even using drugs. The confession came amid rampant rumors the first couple of metal was about to go the way of the Dodo. Or the Read More
They’ve given me a mission, don’t really know the game…alright, I did know the game. My self-imposed mission was to review the new Geoffrÿche album for those actually entertained by my Queensrÿche rants over the last couple weeks. Knowing this would be a grueling task, I made the decision to get shithoused and review the Read More
Well, this is fucked up. Ozzy Osbourne has admitted that for the last year-and-a-half, he’s been using alcohol and drugs. He also denies he and Sharon are splitting. “For the last year and a half, I have been drinking and taking drugs. I was in a very dark place and was an asshole to the Read More
Imagine Ozzy Osbourne playing the field as a fucking 60-something grandfather? Out there on the single’s scene, mixing it up with girls younger than Kelly who, like Sharon, are interested in dude’s earning potential. That’d be wild, man. But it won’t happen, if Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are, indeed, telling the truth. They claim rumors Read More
And now, in rich people losing money news, it is being reported that Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have finally sold that fucking California mansion of theirs. I feel like Ozzy and Sharon’s multi-million dollar manse was an albatross…sort of like my multi-thousand dollar apartment, which I made the mistake of buying in 2007 — when Read More
Finally, someone we can all respect and someone whose work we all appreciate…someone with dignity and metal cred to spare. Someone with experience. It’s about time someone like this weighed in on all this Black Sabbath and Slayer drummer-dissing dog shit. Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain was asked in a new interview to give his opinion Read More
Reports claim that Jessica Simpson was going to buy Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne’s home for a cool $12 million. But then, the Osbournes’ house caught fire. Simpson has decided against buying the Beverly Hills home after a candle caused a minor fire in the manse. Sharon Osbourne revealed Thursday morning on her show “The Talk” Read More
Here is a picture of Ozzy Osbourne with his newest grandchild, Pearl. Pearl, unfortunately, looks more like her dad Jack Osbourne than she does her mom, hottie Lisa Stelly — who I am convinced remains under a hypnotic spell cast by the good witch Sharon. In fact, Pearl is Sharon Osbourne’s first grandchild. Ozzy’s got Read More
Dude, I totally fucking want to go to this now. Not only would I love to see Japan again, but dude…Ozzfest is hitting the nation, and among the new additions to the bill are Tool and Deftones. Fuck, that’s awesome. The people of Japan deserve this awesomeness. What they don’t deserve is Stone Sour, who Read More