Ozzy Osbourne’s Hell Gate: More Details Revealed

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If you’re just chomping at the bit for more information on Ozzy Osbourne’s upcoming Hell Gate concert production in Las Vegas, I have some good news for you. This post is all about Hell Gate, Ozzy’s upcoming concert production in Las Vegas. Ozzy’s wife and manager Sharon revealed on Monday’s “after-dark edition” of “The Talk” […]

Ozzy Osbourne Vegas Show In The Works

Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne’s ball and chain, Sharon, has let it slip that she’s working on a one-off concert production for the self-proclaimed Prince of Darkness, to take place in Las Vegas by Halloween 2015. She told the British newspaper The Sun: “I’m working right now on a Vegas production for Ozzy. It’ll be in time for […]

Zakk Wylde Claims Ozzy’s Dick Doesn’t Work

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In the spirit of Christmas, here’s a detailed story about Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness, and his dysfunctional peter. According to Zakk Wylde, who appeared recently on “Loveline” with Dr. Drew Pinsky and Mike Catherwood, the leader of Black Sabbath can’t get boned up anymore. That sucks. I feel bad for Ozzy. What’s the […]

Trivium To Start Writing For Next LP


Man, I knew something super shitty was going to happen this week. I just figured ISIS would somehow be involved. I do mean those terrorist fucks who kill…not the erstwhile band that killed it live. Perhaps ISIS is nevertheless somehow behind the following tidbit of doleful news: Trivium will soon start writing new songs for […]

“The Osbournes” To Return For Eight Episodes

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Fuck me. Because there’s literally no offer Sharon Osbourne will turn down so long as the price is right, there will likely be another season of “The Osbournes” next year. The MTV reality show was a bona fide hit back in the day, but that was a long time ago. The show ended in 2005, […]

Ozzfiesta Coming To Mexico

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Ozzfest may be dead and buried, but Ozzfiesta is alive, well, and coming to Mexico next spring. Ozzy Osbourne and Zakk Wylde’s Black Label Society will both perform at Ozzfiesta next May as part of an all-inclusive, five-day event. Ozzfiesta runs from May 27 through May 31, 2015, at the beautiful Hard Rock Hotel, Riviera […]

Campaign Seeking Knighthood For Ozzy Gets 21,000 Signatures

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An online campaign calling for Ozzy Osbourne to be knighted has already notched more than 21,000 signatures, if you can believe that. A 46-year-old Australian fan named Helen Maidiotis launched the petition, saying the Black Sabbath singer deserves the honor for “his significant contribution to the music industry.” She added that he deserves to be […]

Ozzy Osbourne’s Mansion Suffers Massive Flood Damage

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The manse in Buckinghamshire, England that Ozzy Osbourne calls home has been ravaged by flood waters, according to reports. It seems this has been one of the U.K.’s rainiest winters, and Ozzy’s house, located on seven acres, estate, is in one of the hardest hit areas of the country. The home now requires millions in […]

Jos. Von Weinerhaus’ Weiner Of The Week

Sharon Osbourne

And the Weiner is…Sharon Osbourne! This if Sharon’s first Weiner of the Week title, but probably not her last. The wretched cunt unfurled her feisty beef curtains at a pre-Grammys dinner thingy. Jordan Feldstein, manager of some broad named Sara Baraeilles, Maroon 5, and Robin Thicke, was involved in an altercation with Ozzy’s career-shaming manager, […]

Ozzy Says Black Sabbath Return Not To Blame For Relapse

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Nope. ‘Twas something different entirely that had Ozzy Osbourne running back to drugs not that long ago. I personally think living with that wench would require some heavy medication, but Sharon, it seems, is not the catalyst either. Ozzy tells Revolver magazine: “It wasn’t Black Sabbath. I’m an alcoholic. It’s my disease. If I don’t […]