As I Lay Dying Statement Written By Lambesis

Ugh

So, that statement from As I Lay Dying we reported on this morning, saying the band was sleeping and not dead…that was written by admitted hit man hiring frontman Tim Lambesis. Says a statement from the rest of the band: “This morning an update was posted over at www.asilaydying.com on the current happenings and individual […]

As I Lay Dying Not Done, Just Sleeping

As I Lay Dying

Fuck. You think these dudes would wise up and move on without Timmy “I Tried To Have My Wife Killed Because Its Easier Than Divorce” Lambesis now that he’s pled guilty, but nope. They say they will move on with new projects, but As I Lay Dying isn’t dead. Here’s their statement: “There have been […]

As I Lay Dying Renaming Themselves Worshipper

She's a worshipper...of the D

That fits. I mean, they do love Jesus and all, so why not name your band after what you are? If I were in a band, we’d be Nymphomaniac. According to ThePRP, the band have a new “W” logo, and nearly a year ago, registered a domain name for what appears to be a band […]

As I Lay Dying Working On New Music

She probably doesn't like As I Lay Dying

Yup, it’s true. Last night, every member of As I Lay Dying — sans for the one who tried to hire someone to murder his wife — posted brief videos to their Instagrams. Like Tim’s pages, the official social media pages of As I Lay Dying were also devoid of the videos. Each clips seems […]

Lamb Of God’s Blythe Slams Gwar Fan Who Crashed Dave Brockie’s Funeral

Randy Blythe

This is disheartening to hear. According to Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe, some douche nozzle crashed Gwar leader Dave Brockie’s funeral this week, and heckled him as he spoke about his late friend. “I was one of three people who were not part of Gwar who spoke. This was a gift and an honor for […]

Tool Resume Work On New Album

Tool

That is correct, fools. The members of Tool are back working on their long-awaited new album. Says the latest update on the band’s site: “With the latest mini-tour now a thing of the past, members of the band will continue working on material for their next record after taking a short break in order to […]

Program From Gwar Leader’s Funeral Posted Online

The funeral program

Yesterday, late Gwar frontman Dave Brockie (better known by his intergalactic alter ego Oderus Urungus) was laid to rest, as we reported. The private ceremony was attended by Darkest Hour guitarist Mike Schleibaum, who shared the attached image of the funeral’s program. Says Mike: “Very emotional and beautiful event yesterday. I will celebrate the life […]

Gwar Frontman Laid To Rest

dave

Today, Gwar’s leader will be laid to rest. The late Dave Brockie (better known as Oderus Urungus) will be buried today during a private ceremony for friends and family. Brockie died over a week ago at the age of 50. No cause for his death has been determined yet. A public memorial for Brockie will […]

Brooklyn Pizza Joint Pays Homage To Oderus

Sounds delicious

It’s been a week since we learned of the death of Dave Brockie, Gwar’s leader, and the world feels a lot less weirder now that Oderus Urungus is gone. Now, to pay homage to the man, a Brooklyn-based pizzeria has concocted special pizzas in Brockie’s honor. Vinnie’s Pizzeria has made three kinds of slices available: […]

As I Lay Dying: Statement Coming Soon

As I Lay Dying

As I Lay Dying guitarist Phil Sgrosso has posted an update on Facebook saying word from the band would be forthcoming. “I know a lot of you have been curious about what I’ve been up to lately and what the future holds for AILD,” says the post. “There will be a time (very soon) that […]