Catalepsy Break Up


Oh no! Oh yes. Catalepsy are done, fuckers. The Floridian death metal dudes have announced they’ve thrown in that towel after ten years. While active, the band released material through Eulogy Recordings and Stillborn Records. Here’s a statement from the guys: “We never made an announcement due to being uncertain but due to successes of […]

Ian Watkins’ Former Bandmates Release Statement


And of course, they had no inclination the dude was a sick, twisted pedophile who got off on zoophilia porn and forcing himself on kids. The statement from the former members of the Lostprophets on frontman Ian Watkins’ recent admission he’s a full-on baby-raping pervert says the band “hoped it was all a mistake,” but […]

Lostprophets One-Time Tour Manager Reflects On Pederast Frontman’s Guilty Plea

I mean, did you see those fucking pants?!?

So, it appears some dude named George Davison was at one time the tour manager for Lostprophets — the defunct band whose singer plead guilty yesterday to, among other thing, trying to rape a baby and owning animal porn — has taken to the fucking web to reflect on what the fuck happened. Yes, folks. […]

Broken Hope Fan Slashed At Show Recovering

Julio with his free merch

Dude, look at that picture. That kid had his throat slashed with a box cutter at a recent Broken Hope show with Deicide, and he’s smiling. I’d be grimacing, at best. The injured fan, Julio Serrano (named after my favorite ham), was immediately rushed to the hospital. Numerous media outlets reported on the status of […]

Blake Judd Gets A Haircut, Talks Twilight LP

Blake's post-jail, pre-rehab look

Blake Judd got a haircut. That should make everything better, right? That should change something. “Getting better, looking healthy for the first time in months I feel, and I chopped that mop off my head (finally),” writes Judd online. “Tired of seeing the mug shot all over the place…hopefully these can replace that image in […]

Nachtmystium Will Release Album In Early ’14

A booked Blake Judd

Despite what Blake Judd first said the other day in an online post, it seems at least one more Nachtmystium disc will be recorded. Go here. There, you can hear a song called “Voyager,” a brand new song from the Chicago-based band with the drug-addled singer accused of stealing from his fans. The track will […]

Nachtmystium’s Blake Judd Released From Jail

A booked Blake Judd

Nachtmystium vocalist and guitarist Blake Judd has been released from jail following his October 5. Judd was collared on charges of theft not exceeding $500. Judd took to his Facebook to offer the following post, which has since been rescinded. In it, he says he plans to go to rehab after having made positive steps […]

Broken Hope, Glen Benton End Beef

Glenn Benton

Fences have been mended. The TMZ-like battle between Broken Hope and Deicide has reached its crescendo, and is now over. A statement from Broken Hope claims both sides reached out, an olive branch was extended by both parties, and a friendship has been spared. “Glen Benton, Shaun Glass, and Jeremy Wagner have been good friends […]

Motörhead Cancel Another Tour Over Lemmy’s Health


Oh man. Motörhead mainman Lemmy Kilmister has released a statement, and basically, his health is forcing the band to nix (there’s that word again) their European tour.” “I have to sadly let you know that Motörhead has had to postpone the forthcoming European tour until early next year, 2014,” says Lemmy. “We have made the […]

Drummer Quits Awful Band, Complains

The Great Commission

Zachary Cohen is the butthurt ex-drummer for Christian hardcore bandThe Great Commission. He just quit, and provided a statement to Lambgoat on just why he did that. “The reason why I quit the band, is because I was not being treated well, very poorly actually, and I was not being treated as an equal member […]