Godsmack Are Recording! Godsmack Are Recording!

Godsmack

Big. Fucking. Whoop. Who honestly is looking for a new album from Godsmack? Anyone? I feel like only people in Third World countries will give a hoot. Still, Godsmack frontman Sully Erna says that sessions for the new album have commenced, now that the pre-production’s all concluded. Says Sully online: “Pre-production is finally over! We’ve […]

Slipknot’s Corey Taylor…Thespian

The film's poster

Not to be outdone by lilliputian Godsmack frontman Sully Erna, Slipknot and Stone Sour vocalist Corey Taylor has announced he’ll helm a new film. He will star in “Fear Clinic,” a horror flick that also features Robert Englund (best known as the original Freddy Krueger), and Thomas Dekker (“Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles,” the “A […]

Godsmack’s Midget Frontman Appears In New Horror Flick

Sully in action, short as ever

A straight-to-DVD horror flick, but a horror flick nonetheless. Yes, folks. Sully Erna, the diminutive frontman for Godsmack, was in a movie called “Army Of The Damned.” The movie marks Sully’s B-film acting debut. It will be released on DVD on January 14 and will have an early video-on-demand release December 3. The action follows […]

Dookie Alert: Godsmack Working On New LP

Somewhere in Florida

Yes, I am immature. Yes, I think like a child. Yes, it has stunted my evolution as a human, but so what? At least I don’t re-enact various wars, you know what I mean? Fuck. Just when I think Godsmack’s gonna go away, they come back to torture the world with more putrid cock-rock. The […]

Godsmack’s Frontman Fancies Himself A Thespian

Sully acts

Why do musicians think they can act, and vice versa? Why do some of these fucks have to be good at everything? Why can’t being good at one thing be enough? This, I will never understand. Godsmack singer Sully Erna is going to be in a new film. No, not as a munchkin in the […]

Sully Erna Is Like Willy Wonka

Sully with his lady and the winners

The Godsmack vocalist recently released a limited-edition Avalon box set that containing five DVDs, including “Avalon Live,” which was shot in his hometown of Boston at The Wilbur Theater. The box, which also contains 2 CDs, has a copy of Sully Erna’s memoir, a poster, and even a T-shirt. In five of the boxes, he […]

Sully Erna Playing Solo Shows

Sully Erna, keeping the soul patch relevant

You know, that Coal Chamber/Sevendust tour’s not looking so bad anymore. Vertically-challenged Godsmack frontman Sully Erna will be hitting the road without Godsmack, to play a handful of Northeast solo shows. I’d rather have Michael J. Fox pierce my taint than fucking go support this homophobic douche. But seriously, folks. Who wants to go see […]

Godsmack Taking 2013 Off

Sully's short

Oh, guys. Why stop there? Take the next 2,013 years off, in fact. You’ve worked hard at perfecting audio poop, and deserve some time to relax. 
Seriously. Take all the time you need. In a new interview, Godsmack frontman Sully Erna says the band is taking the next year off, for sure. I can already […]

Godsmack Cancel European Tour Dates

Sully Erna

I’m shocked anyone in Europe likes Godsmack. They strike me as uniquely American. And Republican American, for that matter. Like, you’d have to be down with mindlessly supporting notions of freedom and be a total red, white, and blue xenophobe to be down with Godsmack. But I guess I’m wrong. They’ve just canceled a bunch […]

Nikki Sixx Disses Godsmack Short Guy Sully Erna

Sully Erna, actual size

Either Nikki Sixx reads this site, or he’s just a keen observer and stater of the obvious. Case in point. It was recently revealed that Motley Crue would become the first band to commit to a short-term residency at the Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Motley Crue will play […]