Godsmack Almost Broke Up


Fuck. I wish I could remove “Almost” from that headline, but I can’t. Awesome bands break up all the time, which sucks because bands like Godsmack persevere, despite being so fucking mediocre. Blabbermouth has a story claiming Godsmack almost threw in the towel in 2010. Years of working together almost non-stop were taking their toll […]

Godsmack To Rape Ears This August

Sully's short

The other day, I was in a bar, and fucking some old Godsmack tune came on the jukebox, and I turned to my friend and said, “This is literally ear rape.” I was forced to listen to that awful, formulaic horseshit if I wanted to continue drinking my beer. I had to use extra Q-Tips […]

Mötley Crüe’s Nikki Sixx Slams Godsmack

Nikki Sixx

Isn’t that like a fat kid making fun of a kid with bad acne? I don’t get beefs like this, but Nikki Sixx and Sully Erna have been exchanging barbs online and in the media for years now. The Mötley Crüe bassist has ripped into the band, claiming they were “begging” to appear on Sixx’s […]

Godsmack Are Recording! Godsmack Are Recording!


Big. Fucking. Whoop. Who honestly is looking for a new album from Godsmack? Anyone? I feel like only people in Third World countries will give a hoot. Still, Godsmack frontman Sully Erna says that sessions for the new album have commenced, now that the pre-production’s all concluded. Says Sully online: “Pre-production is finally over! We’ve […]

Slipknot’s Corey Taylor…Thespian

The film's poster

Not to be outdone by lilliputian Godsmack frontman Sully Erna, Slipknot and Stone Sour vocalist Corey Taylor has announced he’ll helm a new film. He will star in “Fear Clinic,” a horror flick that also features Robert Englund (best known as the original Freddy Krueger), and Thomas Dekker (“Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles,” the “A […]

Godsmack’s Midget Frontman Appears In New Horror Flick

Sully in action, short as ever

A straight-to-DVD horror flick, but a horror flick nonetheless. Yes, folks. Sully Erna, the diminutive frontman for Godsmack, was in a movie called “Army Of The Damned.” The movie marks Sully’s B-film acting debut. It will be released on DVD on January 14 and will have an early video-on-demand release December 3. The action follows […]

Dookie Alert: Godsmack Working On New LP

Somewhere in Florida

Yes, I am immature. Yes, I think like a child. Yes, it has stunted my evolution as a human, but so what? At least I don’t re-enact various wars, you know what I mean? Fuck. Just when I think Godsmack’s gonna go away, they come back to torture the world with more putrid cock-rock. The […]

Godsmack’s Frontman Fancies Himself A Thespian

Sully acts

Why do musicians think they can act, and vice versa? Why do some of these fucks have to be good at everything? Why can’t being good at one thing be enough? This, I will never understand. Godsmack singer Sully Erna is going to be in a new film. No, not as a munchkin in the […]

Sully Erna Is Like Willy Wonka

Sully with his lady and the winners

The Godsmack vocalist recently released a limited-edition Avalon box set that containing five DVDs, including “Avalon Live,” which was shot in his hometown of Boston at The Wilbur Theater. The box, which also contains 2 CDs, has a copy of Sully Erna’s memoir, a poster, and even a T-shirt. In five of the boxes, he […]

Sully Erna Playing Solo Shows

Sully Erna, keeping the soul patch relevant

You know, that Coal Chamber/Sevendust tour’s not looking so bad anymore. Vertically-challenged Godsmack frontman Sully Erna will be hitting the road without Godsmack, to play a handful of Northeast solo shows. I’d rather have Michael J. Fox pierce my taint than fucking go support this homophobic douche. But seriously, folks. Who wants to go see […]