This is the world we live in, folks — a world where some people in bands feel entitled, and think nothing of asking their fans for cash. They think they can do whatever the fuck they want, because, well, they can slap a bass moderately well. Ours is a world where artists ask for fans Read More
Don’t worry. David McGraw is OK. But the Cattle Decapitation drummer did undergo surgery Monday in Germany for “the gnarliest abscess” under his arm pit. Wouldn’t you know he was in and out of the hospital, and well enough to play the band’s gig in Berlin with Cryptopsy. “You took care of me for only Read More
Yesterday, we brought you the shocking news that Vince Neil — serial drunk driver and the leader of Mötley Crüe — was rushed to the hospital with internal pain. We also reported we did not think it was alcohol related. We were right. Vince Neil has kidney stones, and his girlfriend, Rain Andreani, first hinted Read More
When I was in college, I was jumped by a bunch of dudes. It was all over a chick. I was in a bar, working my mojo, while my friends were working theirs. I was talking to this chick, and things were going well. Next thing I know, some douche is telling me “I was Read More
Yes, this post is about Machine Head frontman Robb Flynn. And his nuts. Today, Flynn reports he successfully survived an emergency surgery for a hernia. Because of the hernia, he revealed yesterday, “what basically happens is my guts drop into my nuts, and it looks like I have a third testicle.” If your balls just Read More
Robb Flynn need surgery — STAT! So Machine Head will be forced to exit their current North American tour with Dethklok, All That Remains, and The Black Dahlia Murder. Flynn had planned to go under the knife in January 2013 after completing the tour as he has been playing through the pain of a double Read More
Imagine you didn’t want to get testicular cancer. I’m sure you don’t but, just go with it. Imagine you had this fear — a very realistic fear, in truth — that one day, your nuts would become riddled with tumorous disease…disease that would claim your life. Would you have your nuts cut off? Well, Ozzy Read More
Believe it. And it was a major one, according to Blabbermouth. We don’t know, specifically, what was ailing guitarist Alex Hellid, but he is now recovering after “a major operation which thankfully went very well,” the band reveals on Facebook. Alex is now “looking forward” to continuing to work with the new Entombed album, which Read More
Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine has revealed that he will start tracking the fourteenth album from the band this coming week. Dave also talked about his health. “Last Thursday I went to see an ENT (ear, nose, and throat doctor) to find out the status of the damage to my vocal cords that they discovered prior to Read More
Wayne Static needs surgery. He needs a haircut too, but he’s getting surgery. So, Static-X’s “Noise Revolution Tour” no longer features Static-X. If you have tickets for any of the remaining dates, you’re lame. Why would you go see Static-X, Emmure, and Ill Nino…on purpose. Fairy. Static-X, a press release says, “must return to Los Read More