Archive for April, 2013

Apr 27
He didn't use his McBrain

Iron Maiden Drummer’s Son Arrested

Posted by Chris Harris on April 27, 2013 in Featured, News

Nicko McBrain might want to keep a criminal lawyer on retainer. Ten days after we learned his wife was arrested for trying to stab someone with a sword, Nicko’s kid, Justin McBRain, has been busted for burglary and theft. The 20-year-old son of the Iron Maiden legend shouldn’t have to steal. His dad’s a fucking Read More

Feb 10
Riding in rentals

For Today’s Van, Trailer, Stuff Stolen In San Antonio

Posted by Chris Harris on February 10, 2013 in News

I am proud of you, San Antonio. You managed to victimize a Christian band who hold being gay against people who are, all because a thousands-year-old book dictated by a magic man in the sky says it’s wrong. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer group of homophobes. For Today’s van and trailer were stolen Read More

Nov 5
AC/DC

New Zealand Duo Use Sword To Steal AC/DC CD

Posted by Chris Harris on November 5, 2012 in Huh?, News

Do they not have the internet in New Zealand? I mean, who heads into a house, strapped with a sword and ready to slice, just for a fucking CD? Apparently, two dudes in New Zealand. The guys, reports claim, were charged with armed robbery after stealing an AC/DC CD. Peter Tapine, 37, and Jackson Huata, Read More

Sep 27
Decrepit Birth

Decrepit Birth Jacked On The Road In Cali

Posted by Chris Harris on September 27, 2012 in Featured, News, This Blows

I’m just about to head out the door to the Skeletonwitch and Early Graves show in Brooklyn, but had to first bring you this fucked up, shitty news. Decrepit Birth have been forced to drop off the “Carnival Of Death,” after some dick-breathed douche broke into their rental van. The thief made off with all Read More

Jul 16
Because who wants to look at a picture of Like Moths To Flame

Like Moths To Flames Get Robbed; Announce Shows With The Word Alive

Posted by Chris Harris on July 16, 2012 in News, Tour Dates

That’s right, playa. The dudes in Like Moths To Flames have been victimized. Several items were pilfered from their van the other night during a show in Little Rock. “If anyone has any heads up on who stole from our van tonight in Arkansas — PLEASE let us know,” says the band in a statement. Read More

Jan 24
WOW

Man Is The Bastard’s Wood Claims Akron/Family “Suck Mule Dicks”

Posted by Chris Harris on January 24, 2012 in News, Rad

Eric Wood is not very happy. The Man Is The Bastard, Bastard Noise, and Charred Remains leader is fuming that Akron/Family, a band, has co-opted the Man Is The Bastard/Bastard Noise logo for a new tee shirt. The shirt design also boasts Crass-esque typography, and this has Wood in attack mode. Wood has been active Read More

Nov 25
Quick -- someone throw to her

Lower Than Atlantis Latest Victim Of Thieving Douche Bags

Posted by Chris Harris on November 25, 2011 in News, This Blows

This shit needs to stop. Bands are going to cease touring certain cities and certain countries if this shit keeps happening. Yes…chances are this is merely a reflection of the worsening economy, and yes, theft happens everywhere and may not be band specific. But I believe that these thefts are the rest of profiling and Read More

Nov 24
Polkadot Cadaver

Polkadot Cadaver: Drums, Bass Guitars Stolen

Posted by Chris Harris on November 24, 2011 in News, This Blows

I hate thieves. Some thug busted into Polkadot Cadaver’s trailer and made off with the band’s drums and basses. That fucking sucks and really, probably discourages awesome bands like Polkadot Cadaver from touring. “URGENT NEWS FOR Polkadot Cadaver FANS: OUR TRAILER WAS BROKEN INTO and OUR DRUMS AND BASSES were stolen,” the band says in Read More

Nov 21
I'd oh sleep with her

Oh, Sleeper Experience Another Theft

Posted by Chris Harris on November 21, 2011 in News, This Blows

This blows a big bag of shit-covered cocks. So, in addition to having a shit name, this band Oh, Sleeper have shit luck. Oh, Sleeper guitarist Shane Blay just had his guitar stolen at the bands recent Chattanooga, Tennessee. Last week, the band issued the following statement. “Hey guys, Shane had his guitar stolen 3 Read More

Sep 7
Say what?

Former The Bled/MCR Drummer Breaks Silence

Posted by Chris Harris on September 7, 2011 in Huh?, News

In a statement provided to Kerrang.com, former The Bled drummer Michael Pedicone gave his side of his firing from My Chemical Romance; dude was the band’s touring drummer, just collecting a paycheck. “Almost as soon as I began touring with MCR I ran into problems with a member of the band’s crew who I’ll not Read More