Thick As Blood Confirms Split

Thick As Blood

That’s right. Thick As Blood will indeed break up at the end of this year. I say break up now. Why waste 2014 “breaking up” when that’s what you plan on doing anyways. Just fucking throw in the towel, dudes. You’re not even going to be missed that much. “We want to thank everyone that […]

Thick As Blood Breaking Up

Thick As Blood

Oh no! How will I ever move on with my life? Yes, I am kidding. Miami’s Thick As Blood will be going the way of the Dodo early next year after playing a few farewell gigs. A formal announcement on the split should be forthcoming. is reporting it at this time. The band formed […]

Southeast Beast Fest Announces Full Lineup

Go if you can

The organizers behind the Southeast Beast Fest reached out to us, asking that we update you all on the full lineup, which was just announced. Set for Jacksonville, Florida, the fest will go down April 5 and Aprul 6 at Brewsters Megaplex. I hope that’s not a movie theater. The event will be held over […]

Terror, Ringworm Booked For 2014 Southeast Beast Fest


That’s right, you armadillo-lovin’ lexicon abuser! A bunch of bands have signed on for something called the 2014 Southeast Beast Festival. That’s a fairly decent name for a fest. The event is set for April 5 and April 6 at Brewsters Roc Bar in Jacksonville, Florida. The final lineup will be announced come December 10. […]

Terror, Goatwhore Added To New England Metal & Hardcore Festival

"Hey cookie, I dropped my pencil"

They might as well just release the entire lineup already. It’s not like the bill doesn’t already fucking rule. You think adding Terror’s going to get some kid to go, “Wait one hot fucking second! I wasn’t sold until this Terror announcement. Fuck it, I’ll go.” At this point, people are either going or not […]

Two More Bands Added To New England Metal & Hardcore Fest

Job For A Cowboy

Oh yes, folks. The New England Metal and Hardcore Festival keeps growing. Like that thing in your shorts. Keep taking those vitamins, and it’ll be a full three inches…from the GROUND! Job For A Cowboy and D.R.I. were both added to this year’s Metalfest bill. Metalfest goes down at The Palladium in Worcester, Massachusetts, on […]

Dillinger Escape Plan, Allegaeon Tapped For New England Metal & Hardcore Festival

Dillinger Escape Plan

Yup. One of the best metal festival’s in the U.S. of fucking A goes down each spring in Worcester, Massachusetts. The annual New England Metal and Hardcore Festival XV revealed today that a bunch of bands have been added to the already impressive bill. Which bands? How about Allegaeon, Alpha & Omega, Born Low, MurderDeathKill […]

Impending Doom, The Browning Announce Tour

Impending Doom

There’s just never enough time in the day. I feel like I never have the time I need to get everything done that I have to. Shit sucks. Mostly, I just wish I had more time to sleep and be lazy. Anyways, so, yeah — Impending Doom will be touring with The Browning, Hearts And […]

Full Lineup For Bringin’ It Back For The Kids Fest 2: Electric Boogaloo Announced

Into The Moat

Oh man! The lineup has been revealed for the upcoming “Bringin’ It Back For The Kids Fest 2: Electric Boogaloo” festival, and it’s mostly shit. The reunited Into The Moat will be playing, as will Xibalba and Abiotic. Otherwise, I have no desire to be at Rocketown in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, on October 12 and […]

Into The Moat Reuniting For Floridian Festival

Into The Moat

OK, well…I have two weeks vacation time from the day job. Maybe I need to drive down to Florida, stop in Sanford along the way to see Jason Suecof, and hit up the unfortunately-named “Bringin’ It Back For The Kids 2” festival. The fest will take place at Rocketown in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, on October […]