Archive for September, 2012

Sep 20
Manson's letter to Manson

Charles Manson Wrote A Letter To Marilyn Manson

Posted by Chris Harris on September 20, 2012 in News, Sarcasm

And clearly, from his handwriting, you can tell that Charles Manson is rehabilitated. He may have gone in bat shit crazy, but now he’s been cured. He’s perfectly sane, I tell you. Text from a letter has surfaced online on a Charles Manson fansite (because why shouldn’t Charlie have his own fans) of a letter Read More

Jul 31
The scene outside the venue

Summer Slaughter Show Delayed Because Of Shooting Scare

Posted by Chris Harris on July 31, 2012 in News

Several reports last night claimed in a panic that the Summer Slaughter shows at the Ritz in Tampa, Florida, was delayed by two hours. Why? Someone was reportedly overheard threatening to shoot the singer of Job For A Cowboy. What the fuck? Why??? What’d he ever do to you, suspected shooter? Security were notified and Read More

Apr 30
The Devil's Blood

Bus Driver Bails On The Devil’s Blood

Posted by Chris Harris on April 30, 2012 in News

What a shitnozzle! I mean, who does this? A wretched, putrid piece of fried gorilla labia, that’s who! The Devil’s Blood are on tour as the moment with Watain and Behemoth. Now, they’re on tour with no driver. The dude jumped ship Sunday. And he didn’t leave empty-handed. “This piece of shit who was supposed Read More