The Contortionist Releasing New One In July

The Contortionist

That’s right, dudes. I never got the chance to bang a female contortionist. Something tells me it would be both weird and amazing. The positions she’d be able to curl into…but then, it’d throw me off to be banging a pretzel, you know what I mean? I digress. The Contortionist will be releasing a new […]

Trespass America Tour Was Work Of Zoltan

Zoltan Bathory

No, not the fortune-telling machine from “Big,” but the guitarist from Five Finger Donkey Punch. I mean Five Finger Death Punch, of course. Zoltan Bathory claims the idea for the Trespass America Festival — featuring his own band, Killswitch Engage, Trivium, and God Forbid — was all his. “We will carry the flag into mainstream […]

Dates Announced For Trespass America Festival With Killswitch Engage, Others

Killswitch Engage

This is mad phat. Like the time you skateboarded across the length of Skull Canyon, to the amazement of your friends, neighbors, and the local townsfolk. Killswitch Engage, as you well know, will be part of the Trespass America Festival with the likes of God Forbid, Trivium, Five Finger Death Punch, Emmure, Pop Evil, and […]

More Trespass America Festival Dates Leak Out

Killswitch Engage

Phatness! This is a good sign. It means Killswitch Engage will definitely be playing New York this summer, which has this fan stoked. Trespass America — a festival featuring Killswitch Engage, God Forbid, Battlecross, Five Finger Death Punch, Trivium, Pop Evil, and Emmure — will not be going down only on July 30 at the […]

Deftones, Dethklok, Trivium Added To Heavy MTL, Heavy T.O.

Deftones

That’s right, you fucking Canucks! I love Canada, actually. I was actually thinking about a move to Vancouver about a year ago. That city’s good times. So, get psyched Canada. Deftones, Dethklok, and Trivium have been added to the lineups for both Heavy MTL and Heavy T.O. Those of you not in Canada should know […]

Killswitch Engage, God Forbid Booked For Trespass America

Killswitch Engage

This sounds like it could be a half-decent festival. There would be the decent half: Killswitch Engage, with God Forbid and Battlecross. Then, there’s the other half: Five Finger Death Punch, Trivium, Pop Evil, and Emmure. All of the bands have been tapped for the “Trespass America Festival,” which goes down this summer. “Trespass America” […]

Lamb Of God, DevilDriver Offshoot Gets Name, Free Songs Available

Dez did this

We have known for a few months now that Mark Morton of Lamb of God has been working with DevilDriver’s Dez Farfara. Now, we know that project’s name. Born of the Storm is the moniker, and fuck me with a Wii remote if I don’t love it. I think that’s an awesome name, and look […]

Trivium Bassist Defends Decision To Tour With Asking Alexandria

Trivium

You know, this is hilarious. Hilarious. To me, touring with Asking Alexandria made perfect sense. Both bands are useless tripe, so I figured it was a match made in shitty heaven. During a recent interview with Metal Insider, Trivium bassist Paolo Gregoletto defended the band’s decision to tour with Asking Alexandria, I See Stars, and […]

God Forbid’s Doc Coyle Reacts To Djent Accusations

Doc Coyle

I was actually talking to Doc Coyle the other day, hours before God Forbid’s new song “Don’t Tell Me What To Dream.” So when the song went up, I was keeping tabs on his Facebook. Some buttdarts reacted to the new song, suggesting God Forbid has hopped on the djent bandwagon, which I just don’t […]

In This Moment Book May Shows

Maria Brink

Yes, it’s true people. In This Moment have lined up a bunch of shows for May, which will give them a nice little break from the studio. Check out those dates at the end of this post. Maria Brink and the rest of the band will be playing a bunch of headlining shows with Kyng. […]