Arch Enemy Record New Version Of “Stolen Life”

Arch Enemy

Arch Enemy have released a new music video. Usually, that would be something I would pass over. Videos for songs that have been out for eons are basically just colossal wastes of money. But Arch Enemy actually wasted even more time and money re-recording their track “Stolen Life” from their 2014 album War Eternal with […]

Huntress Frontwoman Motorboats A Suicide Girl

Jill motorboats a Suicide Girl

That Jill Janus from Huntress is just so open and out-there with her sexuality, it’s super inspiring. She’s bold and kinky, and she’s a role model for all women. 
Wait, did I write women? I meant sluts. Yes, Jill is slutty. Why do I say that? Because only sluts act overtly sexual when cameras pop […]

Five Finger Death Punch: Trouble In Douche Paradise?

Fine Fecal Bagel Brunch

Oh fuck, I hope this is true. If Five Finger Death Punch were to break the fuck up before my site is set to expire on May 11, it would soften the blow of that fucking failed crowdfunding campaign a bit. I’d feel as though I could leave the web, safer than I found it. […]

Critic Claims Scott Weiland Has “Crashed And Burned”

2015 Sundance Film Festival Portraits - Day 2

Scott Weiland is a fucking mess. Head to the end of this post for video proof. The clip was shot two nights ago in Texas, during Scott’s concert with his new band, the Wildabouts. The former Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver frontman delivered a distressing performance for the audience, and referred to “Vasoline” as […]

Kataklysm Post New Album Teaser

Of Ghosts and Gods

Head to the end of this post if you call yourself a Kataklysm fan. That is where you will find a teaser for the band’s forthcoming record. Called Of Ghosts And Gods, Kataklysm’s new album will be out July 31 through Nuclear Blast. And that’s about all I’ve got at the moment. The teaser features […]

Clutch Preview New Tune From Hotel Room


Clutch are one of those bands I have been a fan of since the 1990s, and will be a fan of well into my 90s, if I am lucky (or unfortunate) enough to live that long. Today, I sprouted a Woodrow Wilson when I saw that Clutch posted the below video that was shot in […]

Duff McKagan Serves As Faith No More’s Gimp

Duff as the Gimp

That’s right, people. Faith No More, arguably the best band ever, has been playing some shows out west, and these shows have featured a man in a gimp outfit. Turns out that, during Faith No More’s Los Angeles gig on April 23, the person on stage in the gimp costume was none other than Duff […]

Refused Tease New Music


Today, Refused posted a mere second of new music online, basically confirming what we already were well aware of: the band has a new album coming. That brief glimpse into what is to come follows at the end of this post. Refused will be quite busy this year, with several shows planned including an opening […]

Behemoth Beer Coming?


I hope the band beer trend comes to an end soon. Pretty soon, every fucking band’s gonna have their own brew. Add Behemoth to the growing list of bands who’ve aligned with booze purveyors. The band posted a teaser video today, inferring an announcement is coming in November. The reason it seems that the band’s […]

Video: Sebastian Bach Falls On Stage


Video of people taking spills is almost always funny, unless you are the one doing the falling. Earlier this year, while sober, I blacked out for a second when I stood up. I fell over, slamming my face straight into the hardwood floor of my living room. My teeth — and the force of the […]