Archive for March, 2012

Mar 15
Motley Crue

Motley Crue, Kiss Planning U.S. Trek

Posted by Chris Harris on March 15, 2012 in Huh?, News

Oh boy. Wow. I can hardly wait. There are no two bands I’d rather see, and see together, than Motley Crue and Kiss. OK, maybe I’m flat-out fibbing. But who cares what some jerk-off in New York thinks about Kiss and Motley Crue touring…see, the thing is, if you pre-empt the backlash, it throws ‘em Read More

Dec 21
Vince Neil

Vince Neil Contemplating Leaving Motley Crue

Posted by Chris Harris on December 21, 2011 in News

I’d do a dance. I would. Although, with Vince Neil no longer rocking out with Motley Crue, there’s just more time for him to drink and possibly drive. Vince Neil tells Robin Leach of the Las Vegas Sun that he is seriously thinking about leaving Motley Crue after their run of concerts at the Joint Read More

Dec 17
Ozzy

Do We Really Need Another Ozzy Osbourne Tribute?

Posted by Chris Harris on December 17, 2011 in News

Great. Haven’t their been enough tributes to Ozzy Osbourne? Haven’t we kissed Ozzy’s ass enough? On May 8, Versailles Records will release No More Tears: A Millennium Tribute To Ozzy Osbourne. The set will contain a “collection of hits and fan favorites covering every era of Ozzy’s solo and Black Sabbath catalog.” I am totally Read More

Dec 2
Want

Big Surprise: Motley Crue Doing Vegas Residency

Posted by Chris Harris on December 2, 2011 in News

Good for Motley Crue. They deserve it. They deserve to do a bunch of shows in Las Vegas and have buttloads of gamblers go see them play and make tons of scratch being douches. Good for them, man. Last night on a very special “Piers Morgan Tonight,” which, let’s just admit it, is pretty fucking Read More

Nov 30
She likes the Crue

Motley Crue Teasing Big Announcement

Posted by Chris Harris on November 30, 2011 in News

So, tomorrow night, on the “Piers Morgan Tonight” program, Motley Crue will be making a “big announcement.” What’s that announcement? It involves “sin.” Motley Crue have been releasing a series of hints that reveal the word “sin,” which likely means they’ll be doing something in Las Vegas, where Vince Neil is the third leading cause Read More

Nov 8
I'd poke that...but not with my finger

Vince Neil Pleads Guilty To Disorderly Conduct

Posted by Chris Harris on November 8, 2011 in News

Motley Crue’s Vince Neil has accepted a plea deal in his domestic violence case. According to numerous reports, Neil pleaded guilty Monday (November 7) in Las Vegas Justice Court to misdemeanor disorderly conduct, avoiding the more serious charge. Neil and his lawyer paid a $1,000 fine to the court. Neil was arrested following a confrontation Read More

Nov 1
Vince Neil

Vince Neil To Plead Guilty In Domestic Case

Posted by Chris Harris on November 1, 2011 in News

The Associated Press is reporting that Motley Crue’s Vince Neil will be taking a plea deal. He’s getting really good at this. Vince will soon plead guilty to a misdemeanor charge and pay a $1,000 fine related to an alleged domestic violence incident involving his ex-girlfriend, the AP claims. Defense attorney David Chesnoff told the Read More

Oct 28
Babymetal

This Is The Worst Thing To Ever Happen — EVER!

Posted by Chris Harris on October 28, 2011 in Huh?, Video

At the end of this post, witness Babymetal. What in the holy fuck is Babymetal, you wonder? Glad you asked. It may be the worst co-opting of heavy metal culture since Vince Neil was on “Skating With The Stars.” But this video is absolutely ten times worse than Vince in spandex, on ice skates. The Read More

Aug 9
Kate thinks Vince should drink milk instead of booze

Vince Neil’s Battery Trial Delayed For Three Months

Posted by Chris Harris on August 9, 2011 in News

Fox5Vegas.com is reporting that the battery case against Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil has been delayed until November 7. Neil’s lawyer requested a continuance on Monday, and that request was granted by a Las Vegas judge during a brief hearing Neil was not present for. Neil pleaded not guilty to a charge of battery constituting Read More

Aug 3
Tommy Lee would break her

Tommy Lee Was Offered “Dancing With The Stars”

Posted by Chris Harris on August 3, 2011 in News

And, in a stunning move that goes against Tommy Lee’s usual media whorish persona, he turned it down. “Dancing With the Stars” wanted Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee for the next installment of the most popular reality show on television. Tommy Lee, who I like to call “A Life Support System for the World’s Biggest Read More