Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil Signs On For Pirate Festival

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I hope there’s not going to be a bunch of rum lying around, because Vince Neil might yo-ho, yo-ho as he is something of a wino. Mötley Crüe’s frontman has been booked to headline this year’s Tybee Island Pirate Festival. Neil headlines a live concert October 6 at 7 p.m. “Swashbucklers of all ages will […]

Mötley Crüe Play New Single “Sex” Live

Mötley Crüe

Prior to this very moment, I was willfully ignoring the new Mötley Crüe, only because it is called “Sex.” 
When I think sex (or consensual sex, at least), I don’t think Mötley Crüe. In fact, if you need to hamper your libido, “Sex” might just do the trick. It is the least sexy song in […]

Vince Neil To Become Threat From The Air, Too

Vince Neil

That’s right, people. Randy Blythe of Lamb of God is in jail, awaiting a judge’s decision on whether he’ll face manslaughter charges in Prague, and Vince Neil walks around, free. What is wrong with that picture? He was already one of the most dangerous men when drunk and behind the wheel of a car. Now, […]

Motley Crue’s Vince Neil Falls On His Ass At Strip Club Opening

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By now, you have no doubt seen the commercials from Vince Neil’s new strip club, “Girls, Girls, Girls.” If not, you must. Anyways, what you may have not seen was video from the grand opening of the club, which is sure too delight and follows at the end of this post. If you’ve ever wanted […]

Motley Crue Frontman Banned From Las Vegas Palms

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This is funny on a number of different levels. The fact that Vince Neil even cares astounds me. The Motley Crue “talent” tells the Las Vegas Sun that he quit the Palms — not the other way around. He claims he won’t go there anymore, after he got into a heated Twitter battle with the […]

Video: Vince Neil Has A Strip Club

Vince Neil and Flava Flav

Go to the end of this post. Right now. I’m serious. GO!!!!!!! You need to see this video featuring Vince Neil of Motley Crue and a bunch of tatted strippers with big fake chesticles. The video is cheesier than that Nine Inch Nails video we posted the other day. I’m also fairly certain Vince is […]

Kiss, Motley Crue Dates Announced

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And we have ‘em for you ladykillers at the end of this post. Kiss and Motley Crue announced at a press conference today that they will embark on a massive co-headlining tour this summer. The trek will kick off on July 20 in Bristow, Virginia, and will run through September 23 in Hartford, Connecticut. I […]

Motley Crue, Kiss Planning U.S. Trek

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Oh boy. Wow. I can hardly wait. There are no two bands I’d rather see, and see together, than Motley Crue and Kiss. OK, maybe I’m flat-out fibbing. But who cares what some jerk-off in New York thinks about Kiss and Motley Crue touring…see, the thing is, if you pre-empt the backlash, it throws ‘em […]

Vince Neil Contemplating Leaving Motley Crue

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I’d do a dance. I would. Although, with Vince Neil no longer rocking out with Motley Crue, there’s just more time for him to drink and possibly drive. Vince Neil tells Robin Leach of the Las Vegas Sun that he is seriously thinking about leaving Motley Crue after their run of concerts at the Joint […]

Do We Really Need Another Ozzy Osbourne Tribute?

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Great. Haven’t their been enough tributes to Ozzy Osbourne? Haven’t we kissed Ozzy’s ass enough? On May 8, Versailles Records will release No More Tears: A Millennium Tribute To Ozzy Osbourne. The set will contain a “collection of hits and fan favorites covering every era of Ozzy’s solo and Black Sabbath catalog.” I am totally […]