Vince Neil Contemplating Leaving Motley Crue

Vince Neil

I’d do a dance. I would. Although, with Vince Neil no longer rocking out with Motley Crue, there’s just more time for him to drink and possibly drive. Vince Neil tells Robin Leach of the Las Vegas Sun that he is seriously thinking about leaving Motley Crue after their run of concerts at the Joint […]

Do We Really Need Another Ozzy Osbourne Tribute?


Great. Haven’t their been enough tributes to Ozzy Osbourne? Haven’t we kissed Ozzy’s ass enough? On May 8, Versailles Records will release No More Tears: A Millennium Tribute To Ozzy Osbourne. The set will contain a “collection of hits and fan favorites covering every era of Ozzy’s solo and Black Sabbath catalog.” I am totally […]

Big Surprise: Motley Crue Doing Vegas Residency


Good for Motley Crue. They deserve it. They deserve to do a bunch of shows in Las Vegas and have buttloads of gamblers go see them play and make tons of scratch being douches. Good for them, man. Last night on a very special “Piers Morgan Tonight,” which, let’s just admit it, is pretty fucking […]

Motley Crue Teasing Big Announcement

She likes the Crue

So, tomorrow night, on the “Piers Morgan Tonight” program, Motley Crue will be making a “big announcement.” What’s that announcement? It involves “sin.” Motley Crue have been releasing a series of hints that reveal the word “sin,” which likely means they’ll be doing something in Las Vegas, where Vince Neil is the third leading cause […]

Vince Neil Pleads Guilty To Disorderly Conduct

I'd poke that...but not with my finger

Motley Crue’s Vince Neil has accepted a plea deal in his domestic violence case. According to numerous reports, Neil pleaded guilty Monday (November 7) in Las Vegas Justice Court to misdemeanor disorderly conduct, avoiding the more serious charge. Neil and his lawyer paid a $1,000 fine to the court. Neil was arrested following a confrontation […]

Vince Neil To Plead Guilty In Domestic Case

Vince Neil

The Associated Press is reporting that Motley Crue’s Vince Neil will be taking a plea deal. He’s getting really good at this. Vince will soon plead guilty to a misdemeanor charge and pay a $1,000 fine related to an alleged domestic violence incident involving his ex-girlfriend, the AP claims. Defense attorney David Chesnoff told the […]

This Is The Worst Thing To Ever Happen — EVER!


At the end of this post, witness Babymetal. What in the holy fuck is Babymetal, you wonder? Glad you asked. It may be the worst co-opting of heavy metal culture since Vince Neil was on “Skating With The Stars.” But this video is absolutely ten times worse than Vince in spandex, on ice skates. The […]

Vince Neil’s Battery Trial Delayed For Three Months

Kate thinks Vince should drink milk instead of booze is reporting that the battery case against Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil has been delayed until November 7. Neil’s lawyer requested a continuance on Monday, and that request was granted by a Las Vegas judge during a brief hearing Neil was not present for. Neil pleaded not guilty to a charge of battery constituting […]

Tommy Lee Was Offered “Dancing With The Stars”

Tommy Lee would break her

And, in a stunning move that goes against Tommy Lee’s usual media whorish persona, he turned it down. “Dancing With the Stars” wanted Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee for the next installment of the most popular reality show on television. Tommy Lee, who I like to call “A Life Support System for the World’s Biggest […]

Mick Mars Calls Mötley Crüe Members “Stupid”

Zombie Mick

Of all the members of Mötley Crüe, Mick Mars is the one I actually respect. He’s the quiet one, and I like that. He never caused trouble, he doesn’t need the spotlight; he just shows up and plays. Also, he technically died once before coming back to life. I bet you he’s actually a zombie. […]