Archive for December, 2011

Dec 29
I think maybe she likes All Shall Perish

All Shall Perish, Carnifex To Tour

Posted by Chris Harris on December 29, 2011 in News, Tour Dates

A day after announcing they were dropping off the “Get Infected” tour in Europe, rumor has it All Shall Perish and Carnifex will be touring the U.S. Lambgoat’s got the rumor on their site, claiming both bands will “reportedly team up for a U.S. tour this spring (caution: there has been no announcement of any Read More

Dec 28
All Shall Perish

All Shall Perish Drop Off Lame Tour

Posted by Chris Harris on December 28, 2011 in News

Sorry, Europe — but you get some shit fucking tours. One just got even shittier. Oakland, California-based extreme metal band All Shall Perish have dropped off the upcoming “Get Infected” European tour for “personal reasons.” I bet you’d get infected with scabies or maybe even HIV if you were to attend this tour. That could Read More

Dec 12
The Worst of 2011

Gun Shy Assassin Presents The Worst Of 2011

Posted by Chris Harris on December 12, 2011 in Featured, Poop, Rad

My, my — what a crazy fucking year 2011 was. Jeff Loomis left Nevermore, the West Memphis Three were released, and Black Sabbath reunited. God tried twice to kill the lead singer of Black Veil Brides, Devin Townsend released 200 records, and dudes like Seth Putnam, Mike Starr, Jani Lane and Gwar’s Cory Smoot passed Read More

Oct 17
She hates the Ultimate Warrior

Winds Of Plague To Play Show With Ultimate Warrior

Posted by Chris Harris on October 17, 2011 in News

Winds Of Plague will be joined onstage by professional wrestler The Ultimate Warrior when they play on Halloween at The Wiltern in Los Angeles. The washed up wrestler is expected to reprise his spoken word track “The Warrior Code” with when they perform onstage. Wow. Wouldn’t you love to see that in person? Wouldn’t that Read More

Sep 15
I'd be her friend

Volumes Wins Opening Slot On Thrash And Burn

Posted by Chris Harris on September 15, 2011 in News, Sarcasm

Yes, folks. The opener for this year’s “Thrash and Burn” tour, featuring Winds of Plague, Chelsea Grin, and As Blood Runs Black, will be Volumes. Volumes won an online competition for the tour’s opening slot, besting the likes of Across The Sun, Betraying The Martyrs, The Devastated, Dr. Acula, The Great Commission
, Onward To Olympas, Read More

Aug 19
She's down with the sickness

Thrash And Burn Lineup Announced: Winds Of Plague, Other Crap Confirmed

Posted by Chris Harris on August 19, 2011 in News

That’s right, kids. It’s a stormy motherfucking night, and your Uncle Chris is alone. It’s OK, though. Uncle Chris needs this time to figure his shit out. I’m a freakin’ mess, people. I figured it was obvious, from how much of a dick I am. So, yeah, the lineup for this year’s installment of the Read More

Jul 22
Pathology

Pathology Finish Tracking Awaken To The Suffering

Posted by Chris Harris on July 22, 2011 in New Records, News

San Diego-based death metal act Pathology have finished tracking their new album, Awaken To The Suffering, which will be released September 13. The CD was recorded at Lambesis Studios (owned by As I Lay Dying vocalist Tim Lambesis) in the band’s hometown with producer Daniel Castleman, who has worked with the likes of Impending Doom, Read More

May 25
Pathology

Pathology In Writing Mode For New LP

Posted by Chris Harris on May 25, 2011 in In the Studio, News

That’s right you little bastards. San Diego, California’s own Pathology is currently finishing up the writing process for their next album, chock full of brutal, scathing death metal. Tracking will take place this summer at Lambesis Studios (yes, as in Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying) in San Diego with engineer and producer Daniel Read More

Apr 2
The Ultimate Warrior

Winds Of Plague’s New Disc To Feature Ultimate Warrior

Posted by Chris Harris on April 2, 2011 in New Records, News

So, this happened a few days ago and I just sort of laughed it off as being ridiculous and not worth my time. But now I find myself facing a slow news day on a Saturday morning, and so I figured, what the fuck! It would be a good excuse to show you this amazing Read More

Mar 22
Poopeano

Dillinger Escape Plan, As I Lay Dying Provide Covers For Free Soundtrack

Posted by Chris Harris on March 22, 2011 in News

OK, listen — we don’t have much time. Today (March 22), at 11 a.m. on the West Coast and 2 p.m. on the East Coast, go to this Web site, created for the new “Homefront” video game. You will be able to download the game’s soundtrack for free…but act fast. Once the page hits 25,000 Read More