So, this is kind of awkward. Today, I got an email informing me I had a new Twitter follower: Suicide Silence. That means chances are they’ll read the following. Chances are they won’t like it. The organizers of the All Stars Tour — which I have been calling Ball Stars — have, for a second Read More
That’s right, you proper cowboys. It’s March 29…a day of zero significance to me, but perhaps a day that means something to you. I am just excited the spring is here, and that the summer is right around the corner. Fuck, I love summer. So, the folks behind the All Stars Tour — featuring Suicide Read More
And that’s not a good thing. Yes, my fine fucks. Unearth and that atrocious band Dance Gavin Dance have been added to the All Stars Tour. I like to call it the Balls Stars Tour. Because it sucks balls. The tour has also just added Make Me Famous. Gee…how lame? Unearth and Dance Gavin Dance Read More
Good for them. Attila and Winds of Plague have both been added to the 2012 “All Stars Tour,“ which actually outdoes Mayhem with its level of sucktitude. The confirmed lineup for the tour now includes Suicide Silence, I See Stars, Winds Of Plague, Stick To Your Guns, The Word Alive, Attila, Betraying The Martyrs and Obey The Read More
So, I was over at Lambgoat.com, checking out what they’re up to, and saw a story about the All Stars Tour lineup, and the rumors that have been swirling like the water in a toilet. An official announcement was expected March 13, but never came to light. Whatevs. Not like this tour’s going to get Read More
A day after announcing they were dropping off the “Get Infected” tour in Europe, rumor has it All Shall Perish and Carnifex will be touring the U.S. Lambgoat’s got the rumor on their site, claiming both bands will “reportedly team up for a U.S. tour this spring (caution: there has been no announcement of any Read More
Sorry, Europe — but you get some shit fucking tours. One just got even shittier. Oakland, California-based extreme metal band All Shall Perish have dropped off the upcoming “Get Infected” European tour for “personal reasons.” I bet you’d get infected with scabies or maybe even HIV if you were to attend this tour. That could Read More
My, my — what a crazy fucking year 2011 was. Jeff Loomis left Nevermore, the West Memphis Three were released, and Black Sabbath reunited. God tried twice to kill the lead singer of Black Veil Brides, Devin Townsend released 200 records, and dudes like Seth Putnam, Mike Starr, Jani Lane and Gwar’s Cory Smoot passed Read More
Winds Of Plague will be joined onstage by professional wrestler The Ultimate Warrior when they play on Halloween at The Wiltern in Los Angeles. The washed up wrestler is expected to reprise his spoken word track “The Warrior Code” with when they perform onstage. Wow. Wouldn’t you love to see that in person? Wouldn’t that Read More
Yes, folks. The opener for this year’s “Thrash and Burn” tour, featuring Winds of Plague, Chelsea Grin, and As Blood Runs Black, will be Volumes. Volumes won an online competition for the tour’s opening slot, besting the likes of Across The Sun, Betraying The Martyrs, The Devastated, Dr. Acula, The Great Commission , Onward To Olympas, Read More