First, it’s more interactive and truly lets Zeena’s personality shine through for those of you who don’t know her.
Second, it gives you an appreciation for who is answering your questions. Sometimes, when we seek advice from columnists, sure — we might get some good advice. But from whom? A picture in a box accompanying their byline. Weak. This way, you get to hear and see Zeena as she drops the fabulous truth on you. We’re not sure if this is how other, future installments will be formatted, but we’d love to hear your input on the subject. Here’s Zeena’s response — your weird-ass questions follow at the end of this post.
Questions for this installment:
Hey Zeena: This is a delicate subject. My man has ass hair. Lots of it. Not sure if you have ever addressed the issue of grooming, but how do I tell him I need him to remove the pelt from his ass crack? — Stephanie
Zeena: I’m in my mid-30s and recently met a woman who is 23. I know that’s a huge age gap, but people never know my age and rarely assume I am older than…well, 23. I made the mistake of telling this girl my age, just as I felt like things were going to really start heating up. We kissed, parted, and I have barely heard from her since. The other day, she admitted the age difference was too much for her. Should I move on and find someone else my age, or can I convince her age is just a number…at least until you hit your 60s? — Charlie Cougar Mellancamp
Be honest Zeena: Which is more true: hot chicks don’t get asked out often because most men are too intimidated, or hot chicks get approached often, and just say that shit? — Tony B.