So, I am fairly obsessed — at this point — with a half-Japanese girl I have never met. She’s the former roommate of my buddy The Goat’s girlfriend, and I want to put a baby in her tummy. Or on it. But that has nothing to do with Steven Tyler or Betty Ford.
Why do I obsess? Who is this mysterious girl who I’ve been told would be perfect for me, and why does she have to live halfway around the globe? Sorry, folks…I’ve just been thinking about this chick a bunch, and can’t shake the thought of her. Anyways, so yeah — Betty Ford died. The former first lady and accomplished substance abuser — that Betty Ford.
Now, another accomplished substance abuser is toasting the dead broad: Steven Tyler.
Tyler tells CNN that “Betty Ford took a risk at one of the worst times of her life and came forward to share a message of recovery in order to serve others. Her vision, passion and amazing heart led to the Betty Ford Center, the gold standard of treatment facilities. She will be missed, but her work in recovery will live on.”
Let’s all raise our glasses and salute Betty Ford, a true imbiber and class act of a lady. Kind of like this half-Japanese chick I am obsessed with. Fuck.
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