You think that headline’s bogus, but it isn’t.
Knotfest will not only boast sets by Slipknot, Five Finger Death Punch, Danzig, and Killswitch Engage, but fans will come away from the experience smelling like camel dung.
Burnt camel dung. And it’s not because they’re fans are filthy fucks who don’t practice good oral hygiene.
The organizers for the fest have detailed the various attractions that will also be featured at the two-day event, which will be held at the San Manuel Amphitheater & Campgrounds in San Bernardino, CA October 25 through October 26.
In addition to a Slipknot Museum “curated by the members of Slipknot themselves. Slipknot’s history on display to include priceless Slipknot artifacts such as masks, suits, art, previously used equipment and other memorabilia from the members themselves personal archives and home garages,” Knotfest will have its own smell.
“Knotfest has its own aroma that will infest your brain, body and clothes for days after the festival is over. Personally picked by Slipknot themselves, the smell of Knotfest will permeate the festival grounds. Oil drums will be filled with camel shit and oil, set aflame to last the entire festival.”
Yeah. Glad I’m not going to this.
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