I hate this fucking cruise trend, man.
They’ll book a cruise around any lame theme. I’m waiting for them to announce a Comic Cruise: a comic convention that floats! Then, the trend will totally have jumped the shark.
Alice Cooper and Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider will be the musical guests on the “Ship Of Fear: A Horror Cruise,” which sails next year between October 28 and November 2.
A fucking year from now! Damn, I wish I knew I was still going to have a job a year from now!
“The most terrifying villains from the greatest fright films of all time turn the high seas into their newest hunting ground next Halloween as the very first Ship Of Fear: A Horror Cruise hosted by Tom Holland sets sail,” says a presser.
“Led by the Architect of Shock Rock, Alice Cooper, directors and actors from genre-defining films, including ‘Child’s Play,’ ‘Candyman,’ ‘The Fly,’ ‘Fright Night,’ ‘Gremlins,’ ‘The Howling,’ ‘Pet Cemetery,’ will roam the decks with macabre illusionists, performance artists and rock stars for five full-moonlit nights.”
The cruise’s maiden voyage launches from Miami, and includes stops in Nassau, Half Moon Cay and Freeport.
Get more information on the cruise (if you must) here.
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