Congratulations are in order for rock legend and dedicated golfer Alice Cooper.
A couple of months ago, Alice became a grandpa for the first time, claims this article.
As I write this, it occurs to me I am childless. I have no woman in my life at the moment, and I’m not getting any younger. I doubt I’ll ever be a dad, let alone a grandfather.
Enough about me, though. Let’s here about Alice’s great life!
The “No More Mr. Nice Guy” architect’s son, Dash, and his wife recently had twin boys, who are named Riot and Falcon.
Fucking A, dude. You could only name your kids something that rad if your dad and father-in-law is Alice Cooper, am I right?
“We just decided that we’re going to write down thirty boy names each, we’re gonna come back together and decide on one. Falcon was the only name on the list that we both agreed on,” said Dash Cooper.
His wife, Sheryl, claims that Riot came to her during a concert. “I saw the word riot and it just clicked,” she said.
Says Alice about being a granddad:
“Don’t believe that I’m not gonna get ribbed like you know, but then you realize almost every guy that I already know out there is already a grandfather…Mick Jagger is a great-grandfather, so he’s way ahead of all of us as he always is.”
Was that English?
Anyways, congrats again, Alice. You’re the man who has it all now. Enjoy it. And celebrate the new little bundles in your life by ordering yourself a GSA T-shirt, which will be available through May only.
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