Alice In Chains’ Jerry Cantrell Pulls A Metallica

New Cantrell


Jerry Cantrell of Alice In Chains no longer has long, luscious locks.

He cut his hair.

That’s weird. I don’t know how to handle that. I mean, I’m not used to living in a world where Jerry’s got short hair. Seriously. Post-Cantrell’s haircut is a world of unease, one of distress.

I think I’m having a panic attack! That must have been Cantrell’s first haircut in, like, three decades or some shit. I wonder if he lost a bet.

He looks he should be in Nickelback with that haircut, which was revealed through the upcoming cover of Revolver.

Also, the band has revealed the cover art for their new album, The Devil Put The Dinosaurs Here, which will be in stores this May.

The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here

I kind of dig it.

Now the fucking album title makes sense.

Now, I see where the band’s coming from.

I am very much looking forward to the new Alice In Chains, especially since that last record was dope. If you did not check out that record because you’re a Layne Staley purist, you fucked up.

Also, this is the album’s alleged track listing:



“Low Ceiling”

“The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here”


“Lab Monkey”

“Hung On A Hook”

“Pretty Done”

“Breath On A Window”


“Phantom Limb”

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