All Stars Tour Rumors Heating Up

Every Time I Die

Fuck this Daylight Savings shit. If you live in a country that does not adhere to this nonsense, bless you — it’s ultra fucking annoying.

Like being asked why you still hold on to pornography, even after being in a relationship for so long. Because I’m a dude and I can.

So, yes…everyone’s talking about who will be playing this year’s All Stars Tour. This week, we’ll find out who’s on the Mayhem bill, but we’ll have to merely speculate on what garbage they’ll pull together for this year’s All Stars Tour, or as I’ve historically referenced it, “The Ball Soars Tour.”

Who’ll be playing? Everyone’s money seems to be on Every Time I Die, which is enough of a reason for me to skip this shit altogether.

But add Chelsea Grin to the mix, and I’m almost guaranteed not to go. I don’t want to die, after all.

Whitechapel, Norma Jean, Vanna, The Plot In You, Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!, Capture The Crown, I Killed The Prom Queen, Within The Ruins, The Browning and Betraying The Martyrs are also rumored for the bill.

Yeah…not going. I’d rather attend a farming convention and learn about the new types of manure they’re working on this year.

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