All That Remains, Volbeat Booked For Rock Allegiance Tour

Boring, defined

Yawn.

Here’s yet another tour I’ll purposely miss.

Monster Energy’s Rock Allegiance Tour was announced today.

Thank some god for Monster Energy Drink. No bands would be able to tour without ‘em, seeminglu.

The late summer trek will feature “four game-changing rock bands from four different countries,” with Volbeat, HIM, All That Remains and Airbourne on the bill.

Fuck, you couldn’t get me to go to this if you told me my penis would gain two inches, girth-wise, just by attending.

“The fans have made our North American visits thus far this year great fun and truly memorable,” says Volbeat frontman Michael Poulsen. “We are looking forward to headlining Monster Energy’s Rock Allegiance festival tour this summer.”

Tour dates and on-sale information will announced in the coming days.

So I guess that does it: All That Remains, no longer a metalcore band but a rock game changer. Good to know.

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