Today was a fucking weird one for me, kids.
I wish I could get into just why it was so weird, but I can’t. I hate being so ambiguous on this blog sometimes, but in this case, I’ve got to be.
Let’s just say I never, ever expected to receive the kind of visit I did receive today, and I’m still slightly freaked out about it all.
Regardless, the day has somehow gotten stranger.
There is now a “drive thru metal” band, comprised of dudes dressed as mutated McDonald’s characters, that spoofs Black Sabbath songs.
What follows is the band’s cover of “Paranoid,” which they play as “Pair-a-buns.”
I don’t know, kids. Maybe my sense of humor’s just dissipated after years of struggling to fight the norm, but I find this more disturbing that amusing.