And Now, The Winners Of Revolver’s Golden Gods Awards

No way he should have lost

And holy fuck if it isn’t a list to make you wanna puke until you saw anus.

I mean, when two dudes from Black Veil Brides are besting Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine and Chris Broderick, Machine Head’s Robb Flynn and Phil Demmel, and Lamb of God’s Willie Adler and Mark Morton for “Best Guitarists,” you know there’s something terribly wrong here.

When the dude from Five Finger Death Punch is winning “Best Drummer” over Brann Dailor of Mastodon, Meshuggah’s Tomas Haake, AND my boy Chris Adler, you know it is an out-and-out sham.

Who the fuck voted for these winners? Who???

This is madness.

Other winners included Nikki Sixx for Best Bassist; Slipknot for staging the Comeback of the Year; Korn for Album of the Year; and Avenged Sevenfold as “Best Live Band.”

What the fuck, man? Honestly, after reading this, how can you trust anything in Revolver? How can you trust the reviews, the opinions, the writing…all of it?

If you are still a subscriber, you may wanna think twice about that. These Golden Gods are to metal what cancer is to humanity.

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