Let me just say this right off the bat — I have never taken a dick pic. Basically, I don’t really trust other people very easily and I’m of the opinion that if it’s not a python, it should not be photographed.
Clearly, Andy Williams of Every Time I Die is not like me.
He’s one of the latest victims of IsAnyoneUp? and if you really want to see how tiny his Tim is, you can check that out here. But man, this dude’s got nothing for a dude who is, like, seven feet tall. NOTHING!
And I am just going to go out on a limb here and say that of all the members of this band, I am sure he’s the very last one you ladies would want to see in the buff. Tell me I’m wrong.
Man, I keep visiting this site because I’m waiting for those Millionaires or Cristina Scabbia nudes, and I’m tired of seeing dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Tired of it. If you have any insecurities about the size of your wang, Andy will brighten your day. Trust.
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