I will not be attending the 70,000 Tons of Metal Cruise.
I will not be able to afford the sojourn on the oceans, even though Annihilator are now on the bill.
I wanted to go on a cruise…with like-minded bikini babes. But it’s just not meant to be, kids. Not this year.
Maybe next year. When I sell a shit ton of tee shirts. Like, 20 million.
Children of Bodom and Alestorm are other recent additions to the bill.
The bill also already boasts Atheist, Cannibal Corpse, Coroner, Dark Funeral, God Dethroned, Hammerfall, Kamelot, Venom, My Dying Bride, Overkill, Pentagram, Pestilence, Suffocation, Therion, and Whiplash.
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