That’s my people!
Reports claim more than a dozen people were arrested at the July 14 Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival stop at the Darien Lake Performing Arts Center in Darien Center, New York.
And more will be arrested today in Hartford. Believe that. Me? I’ll be at a Mets game with the family, even though I love the Yankees. Beggars can’t be choosers.
News outlets further claim 14 concert attendees were charged with unlawful possession of marijuana and eight others were issued citations for possession of alcohol with intent to consume under 21.
Of course they were.
Among those arrested were a 42-year-old North Olmsted, Ohio, man who was charged with trespass after allegedly reentering the concert venue after being ejected and told not to return; a 30-year-old Avon, New York, male who was charged with disorderly conduct after allegedly fighting with concert security inside the venue; a 36-year-old Olean, New York, man who was charged with forcible touching after allegedly grabbing the buttocks of a 17-year-old girl; and a 16-year-old Gowanda, York, man who was charged with unlawful possession of marijuana and possession of another’s license.
My favorite is the dude who grabbed the ass of the 17-year-old. What a creep! Everybody knows if you want to grab 17-year-old ass, you go to Times Square…if you don’t want to get caught, anyways.
I kid. It’s never OK to touch a 17-year-old’s ass against her will. I just wish my buddy Red Beard knew that.
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