So, here’s the deal, folks.
I was working all fucking day in between dealing with plumbers and snorting glue. That means I was unable to devote any attention to the blog until now.
Late last night, I saw that Danny Worsnop had taken leave from his duties as the lead singer of Asking Alexandria, and then, I farted.
The fart distracted me, and I forgot that an insignificant band with music that means nothing lost their frontman.
I did intend to awake early this morning to write about this and other news, but by the time I actually got up, I was already late for my actual job.
Anyways, Danny’s left Asking Alexandria. He’s apparently looking forward to concentrating now full-time on his other band, the even less impressive We Are Harlot.
Well, a statement from Asking Alexandria claims the band will carry on. They’ll find a new talentless dude in girl jeans to scream into a microphone for their shitty, useless, bullshit songs.
They’d be doing the world a favor by just going away.
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