Attack Attack! Break Up Break Up!


The day has finally come.

Attack Attack! are done done.

The crabcore band everyone loves to hate is no more. They’ve thrown in the towel.

So if you were having a shitty day, see? Things are turning around.

In a note from the band, they say that “We have been insanely blessed to be able to do what we have done with AA and we think it’s time that we wrap up this chapter in our lives. Yes, this means exactly what you think it means. The Back in Action Tour will be Attack Attack’s final and most ironic tour.”

It took long enough, but it’s OK. The main thing here is they’re done and we won’t have to hear from them ever again.

“After 6 long years of playing in garages, VFW halls, clubs, open air festivals, and everything in-between. We’ve decided it is time to lay AA down for good.

“You are all beautiful, wonderful people, and we want you to know that we deeply appreciate everything you have done for us.

“We are sad to lay Attack Attack to rest, but are very excited for what is next in this new chapter of our lives.”

Which is…unemployment.

This band was the musical equivalent of crotch warts.

The world’s better off without ‘em.

Submit to StumbleUponSubmit to StumbleUponShare on TumblrShare on TumblrShare via emailShare via emailShareShareIf you enjoyed this post, please consider leaving a comment or subscribing to the RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You May Also Like