Attila frontman Chris Fronzak must’ve handled some chicken and then rubbed his eyes or something. Or handled chicken and then masturbated or some shit.
Dude has been diagnosed with Salmonella poisoning.
WebMD informs me that Fronzak is currently battling chronic diarrhea, fever, and abdominal cramps. Luckily, he’ll likely be back to his old self in a week.
“Most people recover without treatment,” says WebMD. “But diarrhea and dehydration may be so severe that it is necessary to go to the hospital. Older adults, infants, and those who have impaired immune systems are at highest risk.”
Despite his shitty condition, Fronzak has been performing live with the band.
What a trooper? A pooper trooper.
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