You know, there’s been an age-old argument about human development, and there are many schools of thought on what makes us who we are. Nature versus nurture.
Is it genetics? Are our personalities basically forged by our environment and influences there? Is it who raises us?
If you want to make an argument for environment shapes who we are as adults, you could probably ensure your kid grows up to be a douche, thanks to Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star.
The lullaby-covers record company is now turning Avenged Sevenfold’s music into lullabies.
Lullaby Versions of Avenged Sevenfold is available today and boasts “lush instrumental versions of 12 hard rock anthems,” a press release says.
The album features “Nightmare,” “Buried Alive,” “Seize The Day,” “Beast and the Harlot,” and more shitty songs by Avenged.
I can’t wait for the Five Finger Donkey Punch lullaby album to come out. I guarantee you it will lead to SIDS.
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