I love donuts.
They’re like little sugar-coated Holocausts in your mouth. I love donuts so much, especially with my morning coffee. Maybe I should’ve become a cop. I do restrict my donut intake. I don’t overdue it; Don’t need my ass getting bigger than my doorway can permit.
That has nothing to do with Axl Rose. Nothing at all. I betcha Axl hates donuts, in fact.
Anyways, Axl had a fan tossed from the GN’R show the other night in Vancouver. There’s fan-filmed footage of that incident after the jump. Warning: Make sure your computer’s speakers aren’t turned all the way the fuck up, or your ear drums will end up bursting inside your ear canal. Trust me. It feels like I have a Q-Tip stuck in there.
“That’s the first person I’ve had thrown out for 100 shows,” Rose said from the stage. “Like the good old days.”
The good old days? The good old days would be you and fucking Slash plugging the same broad during an ’87 world tour, blowing rails of coke off each others wangs. Throwing a fan out of a show is amateurish, really.
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