Don’t worry, kids.
Tim Lambesis isn’t getting out of jail anytime soon. While his bail may have been lowered, it was cut by only $1 million — now making it $2 million.
Lambesis was granted a new bail hearing that happened in San Diego this afternoon.
Defense attorney Tom Warwick says Lambesis still cannot afford to pay his bail, so will remain in police custody amid allegations he tried to hire some dude named “Red” from his gym to off his estrange wife, Meggan.
According to reports, it seems as though the defense is going to blame steroid use on the foiled murder-for-hire plot.
Initial reports also claim that Timmy’s going through steroid withdrawals in prison.
Do steroids not shrink your dink?
Tim, Tim, Tim…why is it that this is all playing out just the way I keep imagining it will?
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