Another fucking trailer! For an album!
Enough hype — give us The Satanist already, Metal Blade.
Stop teasing us like Sally from gym class used to when we were little. Always doing her stretching exercises in front of us, flashing us her wares.
I hated that girl.
Now she’s bagging groceries after squeezing out two ingrates. But I digress.
The Satanist will be released in early February in various formats and in different countries, and I don’t care…I just want to hear the fucking thing.
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