Behemoth’s Nergal Dumped Fiancée Doda

Nergal dumped this

The girl pictured in this post is Poland’s Britney Spears and the ex-fiancée of Behemoth guitarist and frontman Adam “Nergal” Darski. Her name is Doda, and she stood by Nergal through his recent battle with leukemia and now, she’s single and so is Nergal.

According to online reports, Nergal dumped her on Sunday, over the phone. I’m sorry, but that’s kind of weak. I love Behemoth and all, but if you are engaged to a chick, that’s really the sort of break up that needs to happen in person. Sure, it’s hard; I’ve done it so I know. But if you’re just one civil ceremony away from being hitched to a gal, I think you’ve got to man up and show her some respect by telling her face-to-face.

The couple were together two years. Reports speculate Nergal pulled the plug because he “didn’t like some of Doda’s friends, including one muscled fitness instructor from Berlin.”

So Nergal’s the jealous type. It’s cool; I’m the same way, dude. Clearly, there must have been more to this situation than what these reports are claiming. Maybe Doda and this fitness instructor knocked boots, in which case, a phone call works. Either way, I know you can find nudes of this broad online, if you’re ultra perverted. And if you live in Poland and travel in such circles, have a go at Doda now. Nergal won’t mind.

I wonder if chicks actually dig Nergal’s look. I always figured this Doda chick was the best he was going to get. So, let’s her it girls: Would you bang Nergal and would you need him to be in his Behemoth make-up in order to accept his wang?

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