Oh man. As I write this, I am not hungover, but my stomach and brain definitely don’t feel right. I drank many shots last night with Matt from Nefarious Realm, who I’m crashing with for Metalfest weekend.
He’s good shit, and his site is dope, so check it out.
So, I’m not hungover, which means maybe I didn’t get drunk last night. I’m pretty sure I didn’t get wasted. But then again, if I had, it would’ve been OK. That’s what Metalfest is for.
There are so many beautiful ladies at this year’s Metalfest. I counted nearly 40 smokin’ hotties at last night’s affair, and the Palladium in Worcester literally has one of the coolest, sweetest, and dead-sexiest bartenders I have ever come across, and I’m a man who has frequented many a strip club.
Man. I wish sex was in the forecast for your boy Chris during Metalfest, but it doesn’t seem likely. Just drunken debauchery, loud music, loud people, and SWAT teams at our hotel, trying to kick us out.
But that’s a story for later.
So, this news is kind of fucking awesome.
Black Breath, Mutilation Rites, Yautja and Theories will all be touring together in May.
See when and where they’ll be playing below.
In related news, Mutilation Rites have chosen Harbinger as the name of their next effort — the band’s first with Ryan Jones (ex-Today Is The Day) on bass and vocals.
Here’s them dates:
5/21: Baltimore, MD @ Ottobar (Black Breath only)
5/24: Baltimore, MD @ Maryland Death Fest
5/26: Hartford, CT @ Webster Undergound
5/27: Cambridge, MA @ Sinclair
5/28: New York, NY @ Santos Party House
5/29: Cleveland, OH @ Foundry
5/30: Detroit, MI @ The Shelter
5/31: Chicago, IL @ Reggie’s Rock Club
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